Akon's Underwear Strip Show

Yea . . . but I've heard his SAT scores were really low.

Donald Trump

You sure you got enough baby oil on ya bra? You lookin a bit shiny.

LOVE this man's music - one of the only hip-hoppers I can stand listening to.

Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! (and I don't mean that in a good way.)

why is he so greasy?

I just throw up....awww!!!

What...no teenagers to hump or beat up this time?

Yum Yum, that chocolate looks tasty!!!!

Why? Did he have hot flashes? Were his clothes too tight? Did he want everybody to know what he was packing? (not much from the looks of it).

No package. Did he forget to wear his socks?

Why is he so oily!? Does he think that makes him hotter? I'm guessing the strip down was staged and his dry cleaner is going to be pissed!

He must have been quite hot under those lights.

He came on stage like this. I was in attendance and I totally enjoyed his portion of the show. Yes, a little shiny close up but dammit, if you got it you got it. you go Akon. you rocked last night. Great opening for USHER !

Flava Flav looks great for his age!

Honestly? His body's not even that great. Now, if he had some muscles up top and down below ... might have been a little interesting.