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Sheen Gloats

'Men' Can't Survive

Without Him

4/29/2011 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre is a "sad silly fool," an "A-hole p*ssy loser" and a "low rent, nut-less sociopath" who is now realizing the show can't survive without him -- and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point.

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Sheen fired off a blistering letter, attacking Lorre in the wake of reports that Jon Cryer will get a bigger role on the show and Charlie will be replaced.

Charlie says, "... No one cares about your feeble show without me," adding, "The ratings right now are not a fluke.  It's a big fat mess.  A 2.0 demo.  That sucks."  Although the number is low, the show is in reruns.

But Charlie doesn't stop there, saying, "Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map.  The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets ... I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision."

And in the letter, which Charlie sent to TMZ as a messenger to Lorre, gets very personal: "They are planning on voting you off the AA island.  Even those clowns have no room for you anymore."

TMZ broke the story Thursday ... there's a 50/50 chance "Men" will not come back for Season 9.

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91.

nancy williams    

The last season of Men was really bad (could the stars issues have something to do with that!)Low ratings for these shows is not a surprise.TMZ are the only people saying it won't be back.They are planning a midseason premiere.When you do drugs you stay at the maturity level you started doing drugs.Sheen must have started at 8.He needs a time out!!!

1084 days ago
92.

Kari    

CHARLIE'S TIRADE SHOWS HOW MUCH THIS HAS GOTTEN TO HIM, EVEN THOUGH HE DID IT ALL TO HIMSELF. AND CHARLIE CAN'T EVEN KEEP WOMEN HE IS PAYING TO STAY WITH HIM!

1084 days ago
93.

toad    

I quit watching the reruns because of YOU loser Charlie. Once you are replaced, I will be a faithful watcher once again. Don't think it's because you are not there, the ratings dropped because you ARE there. #LOSER.... BIG BIG #LOSER

1084 days ago
94.

ksis    

@Rodney

HAHAHAHA!!! PLAYED OUT??? Did see the ratings for ALL the seasons? Do you realzie how much money the show was making if they offered him 1.8 million per episode?? If his role was played out then money freaks like Chuck, Moonves and WB bosses would have kicked him out of the show a long time ago.

1084 days ago
95.

JEF    

The question is........."Can Charlie survive without Two and a Half Men"

1084 days ago
96.

LISANTJ2806    

CHARLIE IS RIGHT WITHOUT HIM THERE WON`T BE A SHOW. IT WAS ABOUT HIS LIFE ANYWAY.

1084 days ago
97.

cara    

ITs True!! Chuck is a loser... and he things his crap dont stink!! ANyone in here right mind would hire Charlie back.
Besides everyone goes to work and there are problems.... Charlie had a bad day... everyone does... But this chuck loser cant get over it.....

1084 days ago
98.

dailybuzz68    

GET HELP CHARLIE ! STOP BEING A DOUCHE ,MEN IS LOSING RATINGS BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS GROWN TIRED OF YOU. I LIKED THE SHOW
NOW I CAN NOT STAND TO EVEN SEE YOU ON TV .

1084 days ago
99.

bitingontinfoil    

THIS coming from a toothless crackhead who, not too long ago, was basically BEGGING for his job back!! LMAO! Don't forget, it's because of Crackhead Charlies antics that he was booted from the show (and hence ratings go down). Therefore, if the show IS cancelled, *Crackhead Charlie* is the one who will be responsible for putting many people on the unemployement line (right there beside himself) Can't WAIT until they find a replacement - watch the ratings go back up!

1084 days ago
100.

Skins    

Put Jeremy Piven in the role and see how quick people forget this idiot

1084 days ago
101.

ksis    

nancy williams 3 minutes ago

The last season of Men was really bad (could the stars issues have something to do with that!)Low ratings for these shows is not a surprise.TMZ are the only people saying it won't be back.They are planning a midseason premiere.When you do drugs you stay at the maturity level you started doing drugs.Sheen must have started at 8.He needs a time out!!!

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Yes, the ratings are NOT a surprise, because first of all, these are reruns and second of all, people left in drowes because Charlie was fired. LOL

@JEF

Can you see him drinking himself to death out of misery? Being suicidal? Or do you see him having a ball on his tour?

1084 days ago
102.

HM    

@ Skins

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I can't speak for anyone else, but if Jeremy Piven is cast, I'll be forgetting about the show. There are any number of other actors who could be viable alternatives.

1084 days ago
103.

Dawn    

Coming from a jerk who has to pay for sex.

1084 days ago
104.

winner, winner, chicken dinner    

Instead of quoting from "Platoon", he ends with a quote from "Young Guns"? Charlies YOU ARE a loser!

1084 days ago
105.

Tony    

Nobody watches the show because they can't stomach Charlie anymore.

1084 days ago
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