Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre is a "sad silly fool," an "A-hole p*ssy loser" and a "low rent, nut-less sociopath" who is now realizing the show can't survive without him -- and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point.
Sheen fired off a blistering letter, attacking Lorre in the wake of reports that Jon Cryer will get a bigger role on the show and Charlie will be replaced.
Charlie says, "... No one cares about your feeble show without me," adding, "The ratings right now are not a fluke. It's a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo. That sucks." Although the number is low, the show is in reruns.
But Charlie doesn't stop there, saying, "Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets ... I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision."
And in the letter, which Charlie sent to TMZ as a messenger to Lorre, gets very personal" "They are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore."
TMZ broke the story Thursday ... there's a 50/50 chance "Men" will not come back for Season 9.
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