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Chuck Lorre -- Blasting Charlie With Monkey Jokes?

4/29/2011 12:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre is taking a vicious shot at an actor -- accusing him of being a drug addict who is "impossible to work with" ... but the shocker is he's NOT talking about Charlie Sheen. Maybe.

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At the end of last night's "The Big Bang Theory" ... Lorre's vanity card seems to be joking about a monkey that was on the episode -- saying its "behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse."

The card continues, "The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back." It goes on to say the monkey is in detox and a 12 step program.

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But after Lorre's announcement he's retooling "Two and a Half Men" without Charlie -- and Charlie's nuclear response, we gotta ask ...





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136.

Chaps    

Hey Raymond

I would be srsly concrnd about your liplock on Chuckles ass - thats kinda embarrassing, no?

1238 days ago
137.

Nancy    

For anyone just joining this fray, an excerpt from the WB letter to Sheen's attorney, Singer:

"At the outset, let us state the obvious: Your client has been engaged in dangerously self destructive conduct and appears to be very ill. For months before the suspension of production,
Mr. Sheen's erratic behavior escalated while his condition deteriorated. His declining condition undermined the production in numerous and significant ways. Now, the entire world knows
Mr. Sheen's condition from his alarming outbursts over just the last few weeks. Warner Bros., CBS, and Chuck Lorre have done everything within their power to get Mr. Sheen the help he so
badly and obviously needs-entreating his family and representatives; visiting him at home; offering to rearrange production schedules to accommodate his treatment; and even making an airplane available to take him to a rehabilitation clinic before he reneged on his commitment to enter such a facility."

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_do***ents/0307_sheen_full_b.pdf

1238 days ago
138.

Kathyo    

@chaps,

considering that Raymond has admitted to me that he doesn't know what a real woman is....it makes perfect sense that his lips are stuck there....I'm sure his blow up doll is a little jealous by now...or maybe relieved that he's kissing someone else for now.

1238 days ago
139.

RoastBeef    

@ Kathyo

it really only ocurred to me tonight why some of these people on here feel so connected to charlie sheen, they are just like him...only know how to talk trash and try to insult but instead they just show their ignorance

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Yes, definately. Add a ton of bitterness and a big CHIP on their shoulder because they feel they got short-changed somewhere along life's path. Poor Sheeniuses. Charlie is now their official spokesnut from Mars.

1238 days ago
140.

Kathyo    

After years of Lorre humiliating, harassing, and disparaging
Mr. Sheen, and after Lorre unilaterally decided not to write scripts
as required to complete the 2010/2011 season's contemplated episodes
of the Series, Mr. Sheen deigned to criticize Lorre. Warner
Bros. capitulated to Lorre's egotistical desire to punish Mr. Sheen
and to stop work on the Series for the rest of the season, and used
its powerful public relations machine to create a myth to justify
their conduct by wrongly blaming Mr. Sheen.
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You just keep telling yourself this is the truth...you know just like you told all of us at one point that charlie had dignity and more concern for his talent than he did for making money......OOPS, then charlie went on a HELP ME GET MY JOB BACK TOUR....another charlie sheen lie...while you are repeating that above comment that you made to yourself....try clicking your heals together three times.....it worked for Dorothy

1238 days ago
141.

jacksonfive210    

kathyo
umm im just saying yall always bitch that charlies ranting is annoying as hell and erratic but chuck lorres ranting on those cards are annoying, erratic and I wonder why many producers dont do vanity cars after every show and only use them if its about a important topic and not why they dont go by there slave name and their feelings about their life and playing guitar for 20 plus years no one watches two and half men to hear about whats going on in the producers personal life. and charlies behavior wasnt very erratic intill production was called off for the season yes charlie was partying hard and trashed a hotel room which is alittle much but hes a a ****ing rock star and rock stars party hard and this is the first time he's lashed out on wb and lorre in 8 years of the show. and charlies not a coward he's being real and not being fake and doing a bs public apology so yall believe him when celebrities could care less he stayed true to his word by saying im gonna get clean and get this season done and he's not begging for his job back he just said to my fans send letters or what ever to wb and tell them you wanna see me back I mean he never has said I never wanna work on two and half men again he just said chuck lorres a punk and do yall really think jon cryer can carry the show for more then a few seasons and I like jon cryer but he's not good for a main role he's a good supporting actor two and half men will do for a season or two just because it was a good show before and has a good following and charlie sheen and two and half men are the most talked about topic in a long time and more important then the royal wedding haha and yall say charlies a no talent loser he did took over for mj fox on spin city and did damn good and killed it in platoon when he was 20 something and if hes so un talented then why was he the highest paid tv actor in history.

1238 days ago
142.

Nancy    

Now, if we're gonna talk about MONKEYS, the ongoing digest of two of the biggest poo-flingers crawling all over
Charlie's d i c k:

ksis 5 hours ago
Payback is more important sometimes.
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ksis 5 hours ago
Oh Lorre has the right to say what he did, but he shouldn't be surprised if he gets the same and MORE in return.

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The one above is all about REVENGE and VINDICATION and MORE REVENGE!!!

Doesn't matter how many times Charlie slanders other, let someone post something that even obliquely criticizes her MESSIAH, she's all over them like poop that attracts flies.

Poor girl, it's been a busy day sucking Charlie off, and I think she's getting a bit testy about it.

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Raymond 4 hours ago
Brief quote from the Warlock's dispatch: "A spineless rat."
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Raymond 3 hours ago
Brief quote from the Warlock's dispatch: "Wow, I’m sure your children are SO PROUD of you. You can teach’em how to be a stupid bitch."
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Raymond 3 hours ago
"A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat."
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Raymond 3 hours ago
If I was a beat down back street hooker I'd also root for Lorre. And maybe help him scribble a card.
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Raymond 3 hours ago
"You low rent, nut-less sociopath."
Charlie showing some tough love for Lorre.
Maybe just what Lorre needs to grow up being a man and show face instead of hiding away on AA island.
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Raymond about an hour ago
From the Warlock's dispatch: "I’m out here with my fans every night."
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Raymond about an hour ago
"A coward."
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Raymond about an hour ago
the Seeker 8 minutes ago
So i gotta ask..
is chuck Lorre a homo jewboy too?
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Rebuttal incoming on next "vanity card".
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Raymond about an hour ago
Lorre's too much of a coward to make it unambiguous. He'd be wetting his pants if anybody could nail him to heaving meant Sheen.
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Raymond 57 minutes ago
ToastBeef: yeah that's why he's always making it so totally unambiguous. Because he doesn't worry.
Ashley: actors deserve leeway. They're showing face and sacrificing their private lives to paparazzi and ****. A producer should be able to handle that.
F_uckup Lorre clearly isn't. More concerned with "reaching out", via "vanity cards". Poor f_ucker.
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Raymond 47 minutes ago
"I love chuck lorre"
He loves you, too.
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Raymond 21 minutes ago
bbrown
why he even does those gay vanity cards
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I couldn't have said it better myself!! I have lost all respect for Lorre. (wait - I never had any)
bbrown
no one cares what he has to say
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LMAO! Priceless!
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Raymond 20 minutes ago
Sheen doesn't cook meals. He wills them.
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Raymond 19 minutes ago
From the Warlock's dispatch: "MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me."
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Raymond 4 minutes ago
I'm finding nut-less cowards disgusting.
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Raymond 7 minutes ago
Incidentally, I'm wondering what a "real woman" is.
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Raymond 4 minutes ago
"The talk is out there among insiders"
You mean ... the "well connected sources?" So glad they're talking to you.
Guess an old hippie stoner would be the first they'd want to look up and share their cooked up stories with.
But wait ... this isn't just another dopey fantasy of yours, is it?
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Raymond about a minute ago
Hey Kathyo
tell me again what a "real woman" is. You?
Haaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaahahahaaa

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Now that one has had an even BUSIER day sucking on Charlie. Whew, good thing Charlie is bi-sexual, huh? Really, look how HARD Ray-Ray is working today?? Doesn't it just make you want to pat him on the head and say "Good boy?" No? Me neither. Sweetie, you've done the whole nine yards today, obviously!

Tongued the hole, sucked the pole, licked the sack... time to step back, I think.

Maybe quit drinking the kool-aid and join the real world, you know? That world where people get fired when they screw up? And they stay fired when they bad-mouth their former employers? And they get poo flung back at them when they've hit a certain limit?

1238 days ago
143.

Kathyo    

@Roastbeef,

Very well said as were many of your earlier posts!

1238 days ago
144.

Nancy    

@bbrown

Dude, seriously, try some punctuation. And maybe a couple of paragraphs.

1238 days ago
145.

Kathyo    

Nancy


All I can say is LMAO....damn girl!

1238 days ago
146.

RoastBeef    

That world where people get fired when they screw up? And they stay fired when they bad-mouth their former employers? And they get poo flung back at them when they've hit a certain limit?

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@ Nancy
Those that have a real job would only know that. It seems we have a few unemployed here, too smart to work for a living.

1238 days ago
147.

Kathyo    

Raymond,

a "real woman" is the opposite of your plastic blow up doll.

1238 days ago
148.

RoastBeef    

@ Raymond

Ask your fearless leader if you can buy one of his ''real women'', seeing that one of them left him.
Better yet, the warlock can teleport that information to you.
Not too bright, are you?

1238 days ago
149.

Chaps    

Checkit

Pics above on the OP!

Chuckles the clown on the left, Raymond the leach asspucker on the right!

1238 days ago
150.

Vanessa B.L.A.Baby    

Does anyone out there think that Chuck also did drugs with Charlie? Because if you really look at him, he also looks thin/messy (neck really skinny) and plus i saw a picture of him at a Lakers game, he has his mouth open and he's missing teeth. I think they both did drugs they partied and Charlie felt like he was Chuck's "monkey" because Charlie knew how so much money Chuck and Warner Bros. was making from the show. Yeah, Charlie uses drugs but who doesn't? We all know everyone in Hollywood does coke and who doesn't smoke weed now. But anyone can function under the influence even sometimes better. All I'm saying is that Charlie just got tired of doing the show same **** different day, he wanted more money; Chuck and Warner Bros. of course get big paychecks and Charlie just wanted a piece of the pie. He'll survive "Everyone Loves Charlie"

1238 days ago
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