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Charlie Sheen -- I've Never Done Heroin

4/30/2011 11:29 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre must have the wrong monkey (*wink wink, nudge nudge) because Charlie Sheen tells us in no uncertain terms ... he's never done heroin!

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Lorre took a not-so-veiled shot at Sheen on his vanity card at the end of "The Big Bang Theory" earlier this week. Lorre made reference to a monkey on the show behaving "increasingly erratic" and being "a heroin addict" -- but we all know who he was really referring to.

But Sheen tells TMZ point blank, "I have never done or tried heroin in my life."

And there you have it, straight from the monkey's mouth.


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316.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@Leslie,

Lorre is not simply some "writer" on the show. Lorre is the co-creator of the show and a co-producer.

Why is it so hard for people to do a little fact checking before YELLING AT US WITH THEIR UNINFORMED OPINIONS?


leslie 11 hours ago
CHUCK LORRE APPEARS TO BE AN ANGRY CHILDISH MAN. NO DOUBT JEALOUS OF SHEEN OVER THE YRS. IF THERE IS ANY WAY TO GET LORRE OFF THE SHOW, HAVE ANOTHER WRITER DIRECTOR PUT CHARLIE BACK ON THE SHOW DO IT. LORRE SEEMS TO BE A LOOSE CANNON. SHEEN IS NO DIFFERENT THAN HE HAS EVER BEEN. HE HAS SUFFERED THE LOSS OF 2 MARRIAGES, THE MOTHER OF HIS TWINS IS IN DEEP WITH CRACK, HIS SON HAD HEART ABNORMALITY NO DOUBT DRUG RELATED. HIS RELAPSE AND THE LOSS OF HIS 1.2 MIL SALARY. BUT HE STILL TRUDGES ON. CONTINUES TO MAKE MONEY.

1242 days ago
317.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@angeleyes,

That's a good possibility. Along the same lines, we can credit Brooke and the family court for insisting on drug tests.

However, this sober interlude may only be a brief reprieve. Charlie has been stating in his shows that he plans to resume banging rocks and hookers one day - and he also mentions this intention in relation to his custody battle. Staying clean now only because he has to for the sake of winning the custody battle. Evidently Charlie still mistakenly thinks that judges don't know how to use the Internet.

angeleyes 12 hours ago
Frankly I think loosing his job might be the best thing that ever happened to Charlie - He now has to really work to make money for his chosen lifestyle - so he has to keep clean and figure out what endorsements he can round up to pay him as well as look for and audition for movies , perhaps hire writers and finance a production of his own and actually Work! That also means staying clean so in a way Warner Bros. might have just saved his life as it seems he's coming down out of the clouds of Mars with his thinking as erractic as his behaviour has been.

1242 days ago
318.

RoastBeef    

On a somewhat related note, did you know that there is now a Charlie Sheen drinking game? Seriously. Fans at the shows take a shot of vodka every time Charlie says "Winning".

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@PFFT
No surprise. No one sober could sit through one of his shows and say they got into it and enjoyed it.
One has to be sloshed or stoned to be there in the first place or get there fast. The peer pressure to drink after ''Winner'' promotes addictions and risk-taking. Charlie sits back to watch how they conform to the exact behavior he promotes. That's WINNING. He has no care for them personally, he just feeds on the power he has over them.

1242 days ago
319.

RoastBeef    

EPIC!

WINNING! The New Charlie Sheen Drinking Game...

It's simple and easy and fun, but there are a few things to consider before you start:

1. You will need a large supply of your preferred alcoholic beverage(s).

2. Play this game only at home. Do not drink and drive. I would mention "drink responsibly," but that won't enter into this, anymore than it enters into Charlie Sheen's life.

Here's how WINNING! works:

1. Watch an episode of Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men in syndication or on FX (it's on, like, every freakin' night).

2. Every time something is mentioned that even remotely reminds you of Charlie's current conditions, TAKE A DRINK. You will be drunk in no time and following in the footsteps of America's beloved sit-com star/train wreck, you will soon be out of work, on the outs with all of your previous wives, estranged from your children (under court order), and hosting a low-rent Internet talk show, where you are the only guest. That's WINNING!

And...if you still have friends at this point, play the WINNING bonus round to accrue points and "level up!" Get any of the iPhone Breathalyzer apps to gauge your relative drunkenness and make it to these fun levels:

• Sit-com Star

• Drunk Divorcee

• Trasher of Some of the Finest Hotel Rooms in the World

• Master of Porn Star Goddesses

• Warlock

• Vatican Assassin

• Vatican Assassin Warlock®

• WINNER!

1242 days ago
320.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

My 2 cents -

Charlie should stay out of Alabama and send money instead. He could even send money anonymously. If he goes, its just for a photo op and to demonstrate his presidential whatever.

I still can't wrap my mind around the idea that Charlie seriously thinks he would be a good leader or a good advisor for anyone - let alone an entire nation. He can't even be a decent head of household what kind of head of state will he be? I would bet the anarchists would vote for him.

1242 days ago
321.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@RoastBeef,

Couldn't agree more, with the whole comment. About this part, Charlie has even stopped pretending otherwise. He is now crowing to the audience about how they pay money simply to come see him for the sole purpose of supporting him - no expectations about any form of entertainment. I have those statements in tweets as well.

"That's WINNING. He has no care for them personally, he just feeds on the power he has over them."

1242 days ago
322.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Funny. Thanks :-)))))

RoastBeef 28 minutes ago
EPIC!

WINNING! The New Charlie Sheen Drinking Game...

1242 days ago
323.

RoastBeef    

leslie 11 hours ago
CHUCK LORRE APPEARS TO BE AN ANGRY CHILDISH MAN. NO DOUBT JEALOUS OF SHEEN OVER THE YRS. IF THERE IS ANY WAY TO GET LORRE OFF THE SHOW, HAVE ANOTHER WRITER DIRECTOR PUT CHARLIE BACK ON THE SHOW DO IT. LORRE SEEMS TO BE A LOOSE CANNON. SHEEN IS NO DIFFERENT THAN HE HAS EVER BEEN. HE HAS SUFFERED THE LOSS OF 2 MARRIAGES, THE MOTHER OF HIS TWINS IS IN DEEP WITH CRACK, HIS SON HAD HEART ABNORMALITY NO DOUBT DRUG RELATED. HIS RELAPSE AND THE LOSS OF HIS 1.2 MIL SALARY. BUT HE STILL TRUDGES ON. CONTINUES TO MAKE MONEY.

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You seem to have alot of displaced anger at Lorre. Why?
Charlie's the WINNER, isn't he?
It's disappointing that Charlie's fans aren't able to relish in the moments of Charlie's evolution to EPIC LEVELS. You nay-sayers are really holding back his potential.
Look, he has his own tour across the nation and about to invade another continent.
He pedals his own line of tee-shirts, hats, hoodies, maybe condoms, for all we know.
He has copyright to a new language for the 21st Century.
He might be a chain smoker, but he neglects his own frailities and is now selling e-cigs, promoting good health and longivity to those who care enough to remain his fans above the other drugs and booze.
He has drinking games named after him.
He has proven to the world that AA and REHAB is for weaklings.
Need I go on, leslie?
I wish his fans would let go of that little stepping stone (called 2 Men) to EPIC FAME that they're mulling over bitterly everyday, just like Charlie. It's so old.
Charlie would NOT be the WINNER he is today if it weren't for the FREEDOM he has that the world and Lorre is so jealous of.
Lorre set him free! Be Thankful and Gracious for that.
We certainly are.

1242 days ago
324.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@RoastBeef,

Don't know about condoms but he DOES sell Goddess panties.

1242 days ago
325.

RoastBeef    

@ PFFFT

That must be a personal perk for his wanna-be goddesses.
I doubt his one remaining goddess wears them.

1242 days ago
326.

Nancy    

RoastBeef 5 minutes ago

@ PFFFT

That must be a personal perk for his wanna-be goddesses.
I doubt his one remaining goddess wears them.

*****

Ewwwww, that thought just grossed me out on so many different levels. But I lol-ed anyway! ;D

1242 days ago
327.

angeleyes    

@ksis - My reference to free speech was as follows - Mr. Lorre certainly has the right to express whatever he wishes in HIS vanity cards at the end of HIS show. How you or anyone else interprets them is YOUR choice.
That it takes a real effort to actually find and read them after a 2 second blip on the screen is another matter.
Mr. Sheen has been making direct slurs and spewing vile language directly naming his former boss - I'd say that was an unacceptable comparison of apples and oranges - but that's my opinion and you certainly are entitled to yours.

As for the trip to Alabama - if he is going there to give money for building funds, or bringing a shovel to actually help and do some cleanup work I say great - if he is going there for a photo op I say - don't bother -

It will take him some time to rebuild the trust and respect if that's what he is trying to do - he broke it over a period of time and it isn't an elastic that springs back with the first of good intentions.

1242 days ago
328.

Kathyo    

ksis 12 hours ago @Kathyo

And who ever said that Lorre is a miserable writer? Charlie ALWAYS said, even during his rants against him, that he gives him credit for writing something brilliant, namely TAAHM. Chuck only sucks as a producer and a boss. Ask the starts of some of the shows you mentioned like Roseanne Barr of Brett Butler.
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I was responding to another poster that said that Lorre's scripts were miserable. I think it was bbrown

1242 days ago
329.

angeleyes    

@PFFFT!
I am very sorry to hear that in his shows Charlie has been saying he looks forward to going back to banging rocks and hookers - I haven't been to any shows and don't read all the reviews - If that's true then he's still living in an illusionary world -

At this point I take everything with a grain of salt - and believe little - the media is reaping the benefits of how this plays out with hits on their websites so much can be stretching the point. Some of this may be coming directly from Charlie's camp to keep his name in the news -

In the end it will be settled behind doors - in courts - by lawyers for the heads of companies who are invested in the shows and their insurers and investors -

In spite of the money involved with the syndication residuals I think the show itself is better off cancelled - the decline in viewers shows this horrible display of bad language and actions has destroyed the believability of the Charlie Harper character and its best to put it behind everyone.

1242 days ago
330.

richards    

And this is worse than crack???? I don't get it. Heroin/Crack whatever.

1242 days ago
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