Hayden & Bar -- Newly Single, Still Unattainable

I wish I had a shot with these two gorgeous women. Oh well. A man can still dream.

Bar comes with airbags, er silicone bags, or are they saline? Either way, you're safe in case of a crash if your head is buried in them.

HOTT

Hayden and the Klitchsko pairing was beyond ODD..

Hayden is a midget who has a lot of fat on her legs, butt, and face - has no talent either, rather like a little pig. Bar is extremely hot though.

Holy Guacamole! Nice Melons!

Any chance that they might get with each other? A man can dream, can't he?

I can't say I like either one. Hayden is a heinous bitch and not hot. Bar looks rather average with fake boobs. Next.

PPC 11 minutes ago

Hayden is a midget who has a lot of fat on her legs, butt, and face - has no talent either, rather like a little pig. Bar is extremely hot though.
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Actually, PPC, you are incorrect.

Hayden is not a midget. She is 5 feet 1 inch high. A person is legally considered a midget if he/she is 4 foot 10 inches or shorter. Hayden is 3 inches taller than 4 feet 10 inches tall.

A midget [also has] normal proportioned body parts. Although "midget" and "dwarf" have come to be used interchangeably, they have different meanings. A dwarf has disproportionate features. The term "midget" is not politically correct, and it is now preferred to use the term "little person."

http://www.reference.com/motif/Health/how-tall-is-a-midget

Picture this: Hayden Panettiere and the Heavyweight Champion Boxer of the World Wladimir Klitschko "together". Isn't that weird?

Hayden isn't that hot in the least. Blatantly average. Bar on the other hand is pretty. Far from unattainable. If you understand how to lower a womans self esteem, all women can be attainable.

Well, that better mean that Hayden starts growing her hair long and sexy again. Hayden, baby, let's make out like crazy in my car tonight. I'll light your cigarette for you, too.

THE HEARTS OF MEN AND THE BONES ALL OVER THE WORLD JUST GOT A BIT TINGLY

HOTT

GIMME GIMME!!