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Charlie vs. Ashton

Who'd You Rather?

5/13/2011 6:15 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

Here's fired "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen and newly hired "Two and a Half Men" star Ashton Kutcher.

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46.

irish35    

Charlie would have to wear a double condom, and spray lice spray on his body, then he would have to pay me 2.5 million dollars CASH to just a do a straight up, with no kissing or funny stuff.

1195 days ago
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irish35    

Since I don't do married men, Ashton is out. But if he weren't married? Yeah, oh yeah, I'd do him. Not for free, but definitely for the going rate.

1195 days ago
48.

soulofanangel    


NO Charlie YES Ashton the thrown dart lands

It's all now in the producer and viewers hands.

1195 days ago
49.

irish35    

Actually I am just talking out of my butt, I wouldn't sleep with either for any amount of money. But Ashton is pretty to look at.

1195 days ago
50.

scooter    

I cant believe anyone with eyes would vote for charlie

1195 days ago
51.

Ellidegg    

zomg neither :x

1195 days ago
52.

jaye    

I don't know how 'sweet' Ashton is, but I don't want to watch him. If there is a new show I won't watch it. Sheen is a low-life, but he was great in the part. I tried watching re-runs, but his personal life intruded too much for me to enjoy it. There is some things I just don't want to know about celebrities.

1195 days ago
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Autumn_in_Michigan    

@jaime,

AMEN!

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jaime 7 hours ago
Ashton for not the only the obvious reasons but for this: It is really easy to please a bunch of porn star tramps (charlie sheen)but it takes a man to please an older woman!

1195 days ago
54.

ksis    

kp 8 hours ago

gee I wonder who is going to win this pole
lets see no job no kids winning charlie/ with or without hookers
ashton keeps his nose clean, out of the head lines

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Considering that 90% of posters here are Charlie's haters, INCLUDING the site owners, the answer is obvious.

1195 days ago
55.

marge    

the only good fit would be jack Nicholson!
he could be an Uncle!

1195 days ago
56.

pegnew    


ChaCha Sheen - let's do the math, you've lost your looks, you've
lost your teeth, you've lost your kids, you've lost your job and
you've lost the $1.6 mill a week that came with it, hell - you've
even lost a goddess...sounds like LOSING to me, fella!!! Furthermore, your agent's phone ain't exactly ringing off the wall
with offers pouring in for you. You've rendered yourself useless!
Now go dye your hair and take a shower. Are you still smelly???

1195 days ago
57.

Gina    

oh please NO CONTEST. Charlie is a withered old bag and Ashton is young and pretty and very nice to look at. DUH.

1195 days ago
58.

Gina    

People keep saying they put up a bad pic of Charlie and a great one of Ashton. NOPE! Charlie is old, folks! That picture is accurate. Ashton looks just, YUMMY. I'm not a fan of his but he sure is pretty. Take out the old and bring in the new!

1195 days ago
59.

CelebJustice    

LMAO!!! Charlie is a geriatric STD infested nut. No one in their right mind would "rather" him.
Unless of course youre in it for the money and attention

1195 days ago
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VickiC    

I'm sure every woman wants to have sex with someone who's spent years banging skanky whores - NOT. Ashton all the way!

1195 days ago
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