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Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Staying Clean ... FOR LIFE

5/15/2011 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan plans to stay on the straight and narrow for the REST OF HER LIFE -- telling friends, she's serious this time ...  no drugs, no booze, no breaking the law ... ever again ... PERIOD.

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Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress had an epiphany after her sentencing -- and is completely at peace with the judge's decision ... community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class ... the whole package.

Technically, Lindsay is REQUIRED to stay sober during her formal probation -- which ends after she completes her 480 hours of community service -- but we're told, it doesn't matter ... Lindsay's committed to sobriety for the long haul.

One thing ... Lindsay does take issue with the three-year probation itself -- telling friends she doesn't think she deserves it -- but que sera sera ... she has learned to accept her fate.

Bottom line -- her friends are adamant ... Lindsay has learned her lesson once and for all.

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Do_Freebird    

......and what a fine group of "friends" they must be. Anonymous people who "speak" for her. I have a feeling that all of her frends in this case are named "Dina".

1194 days ago
92.

knowitall    

Shutup and go away LL. I try not to read anything about this person, but when I read this had to comment. she is a loser and she knows it.

1194 days ago
93.

stella    

yeah and I'm the Queen of England

1194 days ago
94.

Dude Love    

Her situation would make a nice bet with my friends. $100 on her violation her parole within 6 months!

1194 days ago
95.

Hollywood    

Issuing press releases does not fool anyone. Lohan thinks people are dumb as she hold a bottle of water for the paps while bar hopping and night clubbing.

Fool yourself all u want.

Actions speak louder than words and water bottles.

1194 days ago
96.

Vinsetta    

Here's what her real friends had to say about her a year ago. Give her time, she'll go back to this. (Star Magazine)

On the Cover: Lindsay Hits Rock Bottom

She's been on a dangerous downward spiral — and now, after a frightening collapse in Paris during a wild night of partying, Lindsay Lohan's few remaining friends fear it's too late to save her!

How bad can it get? Lindsay Lohan’s trip to Paris was a low point even for her!

The once-promising actress collapsed during a week-long party, as her vodka, cocaine and prescription pill habits caught up with her. Now as Star reports in its Oct. 26 issue — on newsstands now — her few remaining friends fear it's too late to save her.

“She’s a wreck, a mess, a disaster,” one tells Star. “She an obituary waiting to happen.”

Despite three trips to rehab and two DUI arrests, all before her 23rd birthday, Linds cannot stop herself from drowning her sorrows. Even the night before her big runway debut with her Emanuel Ungaro clothing line she was up till dawn partying. And once the scathing reviews were in for her line, things got worse. “She was crushed,” says one insider who saw her at a bash thrown by photographer Mario Testino.

“Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up.” Soon after, Lindsay collapsed on a couch and passed out. “Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse.”

Lindsay’s career is in shambles and her tumultuous relationship with girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson finally seems to be over for good. Lindsay even went on a bizarre Twitter tirade against Sam and her family on Oct. 13, claiming that Sam won’t speak to her “because her family will cut her off if she contacts me. They control the one I love and I’m incapable of making any sort of difference.”

One of Lindsay's friends adds, “She’s definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under.”

Pick up this week's issue of Star for more on Lindsay's meltdown, her mother Dina's reaction and why sources say her 15-year-old sister, Ali, is heading down the same dangerous path

1194 days ago
97.

Kitty    

I give her 6 months before she violates her probation AGAIN.

1194 days ago
98.

Blood Red Witch    

Of course I believe her! Why shouldn't I? The word of a

CONVICTED THIEF JUNKIE
CONVICTED THIEF JUNKIE
CONVICTED THIEF JUNKIE

is always good, Especially, only 4 days after said conviction. Yep, no one out there is more reliable and trust worthy than LieHo.

1194 days ago
99.

Nicole     

Dude Love 4 minutes ago

Her situation would make a nice bet with my friends. $100 on her violation her parole within 6 months!

Parole is for FELONS Lindsay is a non violent misdemanor offender.
As soon as she completes the community service she will be in the clear and she can accomplish the Shoplifters alternative course online during her house arrest.

1194 days ago
100.

IGuessSo    

I hope she can get it together. Like everyone else, I'm skeptical, but I guess you never know. I really hope she's serious, or she may end up dead. It's pitiful to see idiots like her sh*t on every opportunity they're given.

1194 days ago
101.

john smith    

LINNOCENT!!!!!!!!

1194 days ago
102.

DANA    

Since when did vampires have duck lips?

1194 days ago
103.

Get Real    

Lindsay's right. She doesn't deserve 3 years' probation. She should be on probation for life because she has zero control over her actions unless she's being constantly dragged into jailed and fitted with monitors.

1194 days ago
104.

pizza    

If the Charlie Sheen episode has taught us anything, its that the friends of celebrities are a bunch of useless low lives. Best of luck to you Lindsay, just find some new friends.

1194 days ago
105.

Bubbles The Chimp    

HAHAHAHAAHA!!! LiLoser is a funny druggie if she believes her own lies.

1194 days ago
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