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Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Staying Clean ... FOR LIFE

5/15/2011 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan plans to stay on the straight and narrow for the REST OF HER LIFE -- telling friends, she's serious this time ...  no drugs, no booze, no breaking the law ... ever again ... PERIOD.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress had an epiphany after her sentencing -- and is completely at peace with the judge's decision ... community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class ... the whole package.

Technically, Lindsay is REQUIRED to stay sober during her formal probation -- which ends after she completes her 480 hours of community service -- but we're told, it doesn't matter ... Lindsay's committed to sobriety for the long haul.

One thing ... Lindsay does take issue with the three-year probation itself -- telling friends she doesn't think she deserves it -- but que sera sera ... she has learned to accept her fate.

Bottom line -- her friends are adamant ... Lindsay has learned her lesson once and for all.


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Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Lohans gotta get arrested. As long as her dinosaur mother (new species: Dina-Sore-Ass-Sex) is in the picture, there is no changing anything. The saying is the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. Well sometimes it rots right on the branch.

1256 days ago


Lindsay is so full of it. She can't even stay clean for six months. Just you watch. Within six months from now, she will get in trouble again.

1256 days ago


Get Real 6 minutes ago

Lindsay's right. She doesn't deserve 3 years' probation. She should be on probation for life because she has zero control over her actions unless she's being constantly dragged into jailed and fitted with monitors.

Lindsay is right 3 years is ridiculous but if she does her CS she will completely avoid jail(except the booking) and her probation will be informal in November.

This probation isn't instead of an actual year in jail or even prison. She would do 7 weeks max on the misdemeanor grand theft charge and be completely free when she was released with no more probation.

1256 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Her new publicist could not have approved this statement. This stinks of DUIna. Same old spin the lowhands, have always put on everything. Run out of coke DUIna or just HAD to put your meal ticket back out into the public eye? I figure both. Lieho's new publicist has his work cut out for him. He is now riding the lowhand grief tornado.

1256 days ago

Jacko Whackedit    

I bet she's drunk and stoned right now. She's a lying, retarded, classless "HO"

1256 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Only a Lowhand could spin house arrest as "Bonding Time" with family.
I just stole the necklace in order to get a break from my busy life and have bonding time with my sister.

1256 days ago

Mike D.    

noone knows if she'll make it but God himself, so everyone saying that she won't is irrelevant.

Yes, a person's past actions can sometimes predict the future, but people change and grow all the time, and maybe this time she did learn her lesson, time will tell.

1256 days ago

LA Native    

Broeheem on a roll!

*clapping and bowing to the master*

1256 days ago

Max Zorin    

I'll believe it when she stops going to clubs.

1256 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Only LieHo can spin community service into "Helping the less fortunate".

1256 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Only LieHo can spin 5 PV's into "I am a good probationer" (or did SCH help with that one?)

1256 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Mr. Mcnasty, be careful there are some on these boards that would try and have you banned for saying that about John Smith. Fortunately for you, John Smith's not one of them....

Roll ON!

1256 days ago


Yeah and that happened a week before she went Judge Marsha Revel and the only thing that happened is her probation was extended for a year.
She could have done anything jail and/or rehab even just aa meetings. She had still only done the 60 of the 90 days stipulated at the Cirque Lodge as part of her plea deal yet she didn't take any action until July 6th.

All of the stuff that she read on July 6th with Lindsay not taking recovery seriously, refusing group therapy & refusing to accept responsibility(blaming the paps for missing classes) at her 2nd program before Right On she had that info in March 09.

1256 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Only LieHo can spin TWO hours of CS into "I need a day at the spa to destress"

1256 days ago


@FUTMZ There are roughly 150 posts so far (an estimate as I type) and you have individually contributed around 10% of them in quite a short space of time. That's a lot of typing. Did you get dumped by Lindsay Lohan or something? It all seems a bit personal.

1256 days ago
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