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Ashton & Chuck Caption Contest

The Winner!

5/17/2011 2:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Ashton, we can't change the name of the show, you're going to have to learn fractions."

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You just read the WINNING TMZ photo caption contest entry ... submitted by commenter "James Harbinson" -- who just scored TWO classy TMZ t-shirts!!!! 

Fear not non-winners ... we'll have another captions contest again VERY soon ... so keep checkin' back to the site!!!

Feel free to express your outrage in the comment section below .

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Is Ashton that hard up for an acting job? This is Chuck Lorres greed getting the better of him and Ashton should have just stayed out of it. Chuck Lorre the idiot keeps beating a dead horse...The only one winner off of this will be Charlie Sheen, cause it states in his contract that he still gets paid if the show goes on without him. It will ruin what is left of Ashtons career. I say let Loree bury his ownself. The show will be cancelled soon after it airs.........Lost all respect for Ashton!

1163 days ago
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writenow    

"Things were so dicey when Charlie was around we began each show with the Serenity Prayer."

1163 days ago
18.

janet    

Harvey...hell that could be me. Fake.

1163 days ago
19.

Jim    

I laughed so hard i started a hydro garden.

www.ACMEHydroponics.com

1163 days ago
20.

Justin    

He already knows fractions he's married to a woman half his age!

1163 days ago
21.

Justin    

Screw you guys you know what I meant! Eff this I'm going home.

1163 days ago
22.

clintharless53    

Harvey is SMART, now he has all of us looking with cameras for TMZ.

1163 days ago
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THIN LIZZY    

DUD!!!

1163 days ago
24.

Crazy Head    

Congratulations James Harbison!

1163 days ago
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Patsyblue7    

my son had a great comment about Ashton joining the show (even though he was just kidding)..."the show is perfect for Ashton Kutcher because it's just like Demi Moore - old, worn out, and the original star already left!" haha

1163 days ago
26.

Lucy    

Ha ha - Justin's comment above is genius!!!!!!

1163 days ago
27.

Scientific    

That's the winning caption? Really? The only thing I can think of is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

1163 days ago
28.

Truth    

I'M SURE THE T-SHIRTS ARE WORTH ALL OF $1 AND ABOUT 25 CENTS WHOLESALE SO NOT A HUGE LOSS. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME HARVEY!!

1163 days ago
29.

Robert    

Did you bring your kneepads?

1163 days ago
30.

James H    

Your hatred embraces me like the president of the International Monetary Fund.

Thanks everyone...

James Harbinson

1163 days ago
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