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Ashton & Chuck Caption Contest

The Winner!

5/17/2011 2:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Ashton, we can't change the name of the show, you're going to have to learn fractions."

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You just read the WINNING TMZ photo caption contest entry ... submitted by commenter "James Harbinson" -- who just scored TWO classy TMZ t-shirts!!!! 

Fear not non-winners ... we'll have another captions contest again VERY soon ... so keep checkin' back to the site!!!

Feel free to express your outrage in the comment section below .

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46.

Superman    

Kinda lame caption.

They really look like two guys planning a robbery, not a TV show.

1219 days ago
47.

shelley    

LMFAO! That was funny


RE:::

Justin about an hour ago
He already knows fractions he's married to a woman half his age!

Justin about an hour ago
Screw you guys you know what I meant! Eff this I'm going home.

1219 days ago
48.

Just Sayin...    

2 & 1/2 men / Charlie + Ashton x all the devoted fans - all the drama = Success!! Can't wait!

1219 days ago
49.

Michelle    

Should have used mine~it was funnier.

1219 days ago
50.

JJ    

So about me replacing Charlie Sheen.... YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!

1219 days ago
51.

Big Jim Slade    

I heard demi can smoke a cigar with her vajayjay, even blow smoke rings. Well at least we know where Charlie will be while Ashton is working.

1219 days ago
52.

Big Jim Slade    

this so will be done in less than 6 episodes. Even if they run it through the summer against reruns. It will finish behind the emergency broadcast system.

1219 days ago
53.

Eugene    

1. "OK Chuck, here's my take: Cryer will be the lame voice of reason, you follow?"
2. "So I team up with Jake,figuring everything out. I'll be myself and Jake's the brains of the partnership."
3."Only if Demi's in on a pkg. deal. Cameo appearances as frisky aunt. Imagine her, Martha, and sparks flying."

1219 days ago
54.

Terminal Tower    

Yeah, I think it beat any of mine...that one is really funny...

1219 days ago
55.

jestin    

Winner, would have been much better!

1219 days ago
56.

Jo    

I am just sorry it's not Hugh Grant. Ashton is not even a close second. Who is his "Father".....remember Golden Globes?

1219 days ago
57.

Crystal Breed    

You show suck's...

1219 days ago
58.

Express     

LAME contest -- I'm not saying mine should have won but I read so many good ones and you picked that?

TMZ JUST JUMPED THE SHARK...it was fun TMZ.

Sonic Out.

1219 days ago
59.

Jimbo    

BS Mine was funnier

1219 days ago
60.

Terminal Tower    

I REALLLY WANTED TO WIN :(
You can't buy TMZ shirts at Walmart...which means I would never get one otherwise, lol...

These were mine, I thought they were funny, I did get beat fairly though, the winner was funny

"Ashton, it's not the baseball bat that Charlie carries around that you have to worry about, he's still got some fetish with that Major League movie going on...it's that creepy white owl he got from Daniel Radcliffe, that thing'll peck your eyes out if you're not careful."
..

"It's not Charlie you have to worry about...it's that damn kid on the show supplying him with all that "Tiger Blood"...that kid's like the Emperor on Star Wars..."
..
"You'll just have to get used to Emilio...he was like a package deal with Charlie and he kind of grew into the set, like the plant from Little Shop of Horrors."
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"Oh yeah, we'll get you a new trailer...No one wants to chill in a jack with pentagrams and candles and tiger parts all over it..."
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"Um, yeah...I AM a troll, he IS a warlock...it's not the show up for grabs, it's the awesome years-long game of Dungeons and Dragons we play afterward..."
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"No, Chuck, I'm telling you...Bruce will not be a problem. Demi's got him doin' our gardening so he's busy round the clock..."
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"Now Ashton...I know you're a stand-up guy, a family man, we're not gonna have to worry about you...but Demi..."
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"Charlie? Are you kidding? He masterminded the whole thing...he owns the show, the backend, even me...he even renamed me Chuck Lorre so it would sound more Hollywood...he saw his own staleness in the show and bought you too, Ashton. He's like Nostradamus...or Rasputin"

.. "I realize Demi is in the same coven as Charlie, but let's try to work this out as adults..."
..

1219 days ago
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