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Ashton & Chuck Caption Contest

The Winner!

5/17/2011 2:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Ashton, we can't change the name of the show, you're going to have to learn fractions."

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You just read the WINNING TMZ photo caption contest entry ... submitted by commenter "James Harbinson" -- who just scored TWO classy TMZ t-shirts!!!! 

Fear not non-winners ... we'll have another captions contest again VERY soon ... so keep checkin' back to the site!!!

Feel free to express your outrage in the comment section below .

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91.

Chaps    

What happened to:

"Charlie will be out shortly with the doughnuts"

???!???

Oh the outrage! GAH!

1163 days ago
92.

Chaps    

Chuck:

OK Ashton, its no secret that you need to behave. If not, we'll have to send Ahnold to visit you too... and it wont be pretty.

Because he will either Terminate you or Conceivenate you.

1163 days ago
93.

wayne    

Let me get this straight MR.LORRE
So I,m not the half man in this.

1163 days ago
94.

Chaps    

If you screw up half as bad as Charlie, we are gonna tie you to a post and have Demi on as a guest, we have a bullwhip backstage that she can use!

1163 days ago
95.

January Jonez    

Clever - I like it...Way to go James!

1163 days ago
96.

Robo    

Light bright and my gizmo with the point that did circles - that I didn't need to buy for inclusion into my pencil pouch but did anyway, sort of - reminds me fondly of my days in elementary school wherein I badly wanted recognition for my math skills, and 2 shirts.

1163 days ago
97.

debschira     

@EVAN BENZ...........YOU ARE FUNNY I WENT TO YOUR BIO OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT....LIKE I SAID YOUR FUNNY SOME OF YOUR COMMENTS, ESPECIALLY ONE OF THE CAPTIONS U WROTE FOR THIS PICTURE, DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

1163 days ago
98.

debschira     

will someone please tell me how to comment on someone's already posted comment so it appears on their comment, i think that's what i mean. you know in the same spot as their comment??? PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE please?

1163 days ago
99.

debschira     

whomever decided the winner is a P U T Z. that was NOT funny at all.

1163 days ago
100.

debschira     

@LUCY.................you r right Justin's comment IS FUNNY!!

1163 days ago
101.

debschira     

@JO..........WHY IS IT IMPORTANT WHO YOUR FATHER IS? LIKE SOME DECEASED ACTOR IS GONNA HELP HIS GRANDKID DO BETTER ACTING THAN ASHTON. ASHTON CAN THINK ON HIS FEET REALLY QUICK. AND HAS A MIND THAT COMES UP WITH IDEAS CONSISTENTLY . BUT.................I SAID IT ONCE AND I'M GONNA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME....THE REASON I WATCHED 2 1/2 MEN IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS FOR 1. JON CRYER 2. ANGUS T. JONES 3. CONCHETTA FARRELL AND 4. RYAN STILES. SO I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO ASHTON INTERACTING WITH THESE PEOPLES!! COME ON SEPTEMBER/SEPTEMBRE!! THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY BABBLING...POOR SOULS!

1163 days ago
102.

David    

I shall express my outrage in silence thank you very much................oops damn.

1163 days ago
103.

Terri    

I love your show Harvey!!!! Love you !!!
I'm totally in love with the blonde long haired guy!!!
HOTTIE!!!! OKAY, BUH BYE!!!!

1162 days ago
104.

Edee    

"Ash, I will give you one MILLION dollars for a night with your wife."

1162 days ago
105.

Paul Morris    

I would have said
- So, Ashton, You'll get paid $1 million an episode, so that makes $5 million for the season!

1161 days ago
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