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Ashton & Chuck

Power Meeting at

Coffee Bean

5/17/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre and his newest employee Ashton Kutcher made their first public appearance together this weekend ... facing off over java at a Glendale coffee shop.

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No word on what they talked about ... but it's the perfect opportunity for our very first ever TMZ PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST!!!!

Submit your entries in the comments section from now until 12:00 PM PT today.

We'll choose the champion this afternoon. Funniest submission wins a pair of classy TMZ t-shirts!!

For contest rules click here.

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1.

DK    

Aston: I'm a warlock, is that ok?
Chuck: (moan)

1218 days ago
2.

Stiletto    

"How's that feel? Good? I bet it does...and along with $750,000 an episode, I'll give you one everyday. EVERY-day baby...how you like them apples? Say, be honest...you think anyone can see under the table at this angle?"

1218 days ago
3.

Andy    

"First things first, we are giving YOU this job, not Demi, and more specifically, not Bruce."

1218 days ago
4.

RG66    

Do you think Demi can play the part of the housekeeper? The one you have now really scares me.

1218 days ago
5.

artie help    

seriously if it wasn't the appeal of the response, i would never go on such a tabloidic e-rag like yours , very annoying.

1218 days ago
6.

Quinn    

ah yes, the first word that comes to mind when I think TMZ t-shirt is CLASSY.

1218 days ago
7.

Mary    

Look whose "winning" now!!

1218 days ago
8.

Jordy    

Ashton: "Alright...I want all the blow and hot women...just none of those hideous bowling shirts."

1218 days ago
9.

Phil    

Chuck - "i need you to play a womanizing drunk that doesn't care about anyone but himself... "

Ashton - "Isn't that what got Charlie fired?"

1218 days ago
10.

Reality Star    

So the position comes with sex, drugs and porn stars correct?

1218 days ago
11.

Lynell    

Listen Ash...I've made you this offer...you cannot refuse...so you to can be WINNING!!!!!

1218 days ago
12.

two cents    

"Can you pass a drug test?"

1218 days ago
13.

Heidi    

Lorre: Hmmmm, I'm really not sure if the opening scene should be a shot of Charlie laying in the gutter outside his Malibu home.

Kutcher: ........Lindsay?

1218 days ago
14.

Dan     

OK Chuck....let's finish these negotiations. I give you Demi and in return I get 3 goddesses. Do we have a deal?

1218 days ago
15.

mike    

Thanks for Lunch Chuck. No problem Ashton, but I have to ask you... What do you think the chances are that you can get Bruce to sign my Die Hard DVD Box Set? I can check with him Chuck but the chances aren't that great... Cuz I'm not actually coming to work for Two and a Half men Chuck... "You've been Punked Chuck"... BAHAHAHAa... Charlie, come on out here please... Chuck, Charlie punked you Chuck... You got punked by the Warlock Chucky Boy!!!!

1218 days ago
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