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Ashton & Chuck

Power Meeting at

Coffee Bean

5/17/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre and his newest employee Ashton Kutcher made their first public appearance together this weekend ... facing off over java at a Glendale coffee shop.

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76.

Stiletto    

Chuck: You're not as big as I thought you'd be...
Ashton: Umm...that's my cellphone.

1221 days ago
77.

Barb    

The paps will never find us here.

1221 days ago
78.

Matt    

Ashton: Say, Chuck, am I on the hook for any money that Charlie may or may not owe to WB?

Chuck: Well, you DID pay for the coffee today. Let me see what I can do on that one. How about this, help me write something witty and clever for my former employee to crumble over for every episode, and then you, my friend, can consider yourself in the clear.

Ashton: But, Charlie is a friend of mine?

Chuck: Wait, your health records never said anything about you being a monkey. I don't speak "monkey." BA-NA-NA?

1221 days ago
79.

davey    

aston: can Harvey play my dad?

1221 days ago
80.

Jeanie    

Chuck: "So glad you're in and Sheen is OUT...'Cause having a younger man play Charlie is like a slap in Sheen's face!!"

1221 days ago
81.

Judy    

Ashton: "I'm Charlie's brother from another mother."
Chuck: "Really?"
Ashton: "Just punking you Chuck"

1221 days ago
82.

momof2ny    

No Chuck you cannot use my wife in your blurbs. That is no way to get back at Bruce.

1221 days ago
83.

bob    

Chuck Lorre to Ashton,

" you are Arnolds love child !"

1221 days ago
84.

Jen    

Do you Ashton Kutcher solemnly swear you will not do drugs, sleep with prostitutes, wear ugly shirts, use the words "winning", "warlock" and/or "tiger's blood"? Do you promise to not call me Chaim, stare at Jon Cryer's bald spot, Punk the crew, or Tweet during filming? And finally, we're going to need your wife to guest appear during February sweeps.

1221 days ago
85.

jennifer    

Lorre: Charlie really hurt me with those mean things he said, so you see Ashton I want someone I can control now and that is why Demi will not be allowed on the set.

1221 days ago
86.

Robert Herzog    

Lorre: "Okay Ashton let me explain your role on the show. We have Alan which will be man number 1, we have Jake who is now older so he will be man 2. This leave you and you will be the half....sound good?"

1221 days ago
87.

B    

Ashton: Hey Chuck, is it okay if I keep the whole 'Thor' hair?
Chuck: Yeah, that's fine and funny you should say that because this coffee is 'thoring' right through me right now.

1221 days ago
88.

Stiletto    

Chuck: "Ok, enough chit-chat. I need to know a few things, such as..."

Ashton: "I know, I know. Am I clean, do I have insurance, willing to sign for extra seasons, do I have any rider clauses, diva demands...things like that?"

Chuck: "Hell no...Demi...spit or swallow?"

1221 days ago
89.

Cookie    

Sorry Ashton... YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D!!!

1221 days ago
90.

bunny    

Chuck "Can you hook me up with some 7 gram rocks? I lost my previous dealer."

1221 days ago
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