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Joe Jackson Stinks -- The HARD Sell

5/19/2011 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Somehow ... Joe Jackson convinced someone to bottle his cologne -- and we've produced a commercial for the stench -- er, scent ... that is pure justice. For Michael Jackson.



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47.

get it right    

WHOAAA... exactly WHAT the hell is THIS....

http://www.amazon.com/MJ-KING-POP-Michael-Jackson/dp/B004...

Product description:

"MJ KING OF POP by Michael Jackson for MEN EDT SPRAY 3.4 OZ Launched by the design house of Michael Jackson in 2010"

Say what??!

Anybody...??

1202 days ago
48.

get it right    

THESE I had heard about, BACK THEN...

http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Jackson-Perfume-Hologram-To...


Mystique de Michael Jackson (for women)

Legende de Michael Jackson (for men)


Product Description:

This range of perfume was due for release in the early 1990's but after long delays was never officially released. There are 2 scents, a Mystique de Michael Jackson a perfume for women and Legende de Michael Jackson a cologne for men. There are also 2 different bottle types. The first set features an excellent quality hologram of Michael. When you turn the bottle Michael smiles at you. These hologram bottles are by far the rarest and most sought after bottle types. The second bottle type features a picture of Michael, with shoulder length hair, white T shirt and black leather jacket. The bottles contain 60 ML or 2.0 US FL.OZ of the scents. The scents were created in Paris by both Michael and well known perfumer, Jon Pierre Sand. Victor Chiam licensed the perfume products but unfortunately died before they were released. The licenses then became embroiled in legal estate problems and the release of the perfumes was delayed. A media launch including TV advertising and promo store posters was prepared and all in place to be launched just days before Michael was falsely accused by the Chandler family. The perfumes were therefore never commercially released and have become sought after collectors items. The boxes also come in black or white, matching the colours of the perfume bottles. The boxes are 5 inches tall, by 3.5 inches wide and 1 inch in depth. The "Michael Jackson" signature is on the front of the box in metalic golden colour. On the back of the box it states: G.P.S GEM PERFUMES S.A. GENEVA - PARIS - NEW YORK 1989 TRIUMPH INTERNATIONAL Inc Trademarkregistered to Triumph International Inc. Contents Ethyl alcohol, Distlled Water, Fragrance. Made in France. 88% Vol.


So, WTF JOE ... you just re-bottling and re-naming "Mystique & Legend" to "Legend & Tribute", CLAIMING it as new ... or, what?

Don't put NOTHIN' past this NASTY PAPA PIMP SKANK of STANK.

1202 days ago
50.

get it right    

Yeah, we knew about how the original launch date of JUNE 9 was going to make it INCONVENIENT for POS JOE to appear for the MANSLAUGHTER of his son's MURDERER'S trial, so happily supported Murray's request for a delay.

The "commercial" was spot on and hilarious, +10!!

Anyway... here's a direct link to the site of these fragrances, folks

http://julianrouasparis.com/paris/jrp1.php

Oh, yeah.. "pre-order SOON". Like, WTF? Without ANY option on the site to do so let alone stated PRICES for the scents.

... sure, no way can we tell you're waiting to find out FIRST what kind of demand you'll receive. LOL!!

So yeah, tell us ALL about the FIRST "MJ King Of Pop" fragrance released in 2010 by the "Design House of Michael Jackson" .

Hmmm... a "design house" that can be found NO WHERE on the net, nor reviews nor description of the scent itself (top, middle, base notes). Let alone sells for less than $30 for a 3.4 oz bottle. Can find the women's version only in a gift set CHEAP. YET... has Michaels FACE, SIGNATURE, NAME, MONIKER AND LOGOS ALLLL over the fcuking BOX.

Now... this new line - if you go by the other lines of this dude's "branding" - a price comparison is safe to assume JOE will be looking for a MIN. of $65 for a comparable sized bottle. Oh... and, NOW adding "Timeless from NEVERLAND", to hawk this, with "Legacy" fragrance to be coming soon.

Interesting.

... MJ's Estate is exactly WHERE on (or, should it be IN - idk, you tell me) ALL of this...

1201 days ago
51.

Deborah    

Harvey.
Sadly this is sinking to a new low..even for you! Can't you report on something positive for a change? Leave an 82 year old man alone.

1201 days ago
52.

get it right    

A bit about Joe's PARTNER in this SCAM, whom with Papa FAIL is also using Micheal's pics let alone pics of Neverland, all over his SCAMVERTISING.

Julian Rouas Paris Perfumes. Investment Scam.

Scam Report: #0063257 - Julian Rouas Julian Rouas Paris - A Perfume Deal That Stinks !! Perfume Fraud !!

Julian Rouas Paris Doesn't Pay = SCAM


Don't even get me started on the misspellings, and bad grammar usage, on this dude's scent description at his site, let alone the #800 that no one answers, oh but you can leave a message LOL!

As ALL things JJ - >>> Buyer Beware - Fair Warning! <<<

Outta here!

TGIF, have a good one all... "Lata!" (LOL)

1201 days ago
53.

ANI    

SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MEDIA IS THE ONES WHO USES THE JACKSON FOR MAKIN MONEY!!!
YOU ARE ALL LEACHES!!!!!
YOU KNOW THE JACKSON FAMILY IS ONE OF THE MOST HUMBLE,LOVIN,RESPESCTFUL CELEB FAMILY´S OF OUR TIME!!!
THEY SHOULD REALLY SUE YOU GUYS,FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE REASON WHY JOE (82) STILL HAS THE ENERGY TO DO THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE,NORMAL PEOPLE WITH ALOT OF MONEY AND MEDIA ATTENTION TO PULL IT OFF AND MAKE MONEY.
IF YOU HAD A WAY OF MAKING SOME MONEY (legally,LIKE THE JACKSON´S)YOU WOULD!JUST LIKE TMZ IS MAKING SOME "MOOLA" NOW!
I HOPE HE DOES WELL WITH THIS!!
MICHAEL WAS TRAUMATIZED,KINDA, BY HIS CHILDHOOD.IT WAS LIFE IN THE FASTLANE FOR HIM FOR MOST OF HIS LIFE.HE HAD A BIG FAMILY THAT NEEDED HIM,THAT HE LOVED AND HE WANTED TO CARE FOR!JOE, JUST LIKE ALOT OF OTHER THINGS IN HIS CHILDHOOD IS THE PRESSURE HE REMEMBERS,BUT, CLEARLY MICHAEL FORGAVE HIS FATHER.HE SIMPLY TOLD THE TRUTH,STOOD UP FOR WHAT´S RIGHT.HIS FATHER WAS TOO ROUGH,HE WAS A SENSITIVE CHILD AND JOE SEEMS TO HAVE FAILED IN PARENTING SKILLS A LITTLE BIT,LIKE MOST PARENTS (with their kids).JOE WANTED THE BEST FOR HIS KIDS.MONEY IS WHAT THEY NEEDED,THE KIDS HAD TALENT,SO HE TOOK THEM AND FORCED THEM TO PUSH FOR EXCELENCE!!!IS IT REALLY THAT BAD...I MEAN HOW MANY KIDS??? HE WAS THERE,HE WAS THEIR FATHER,EVEN BEFORE THE JACKSON5 WAS FORMED!HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER/FATHER DIDNT CHEAT ON EACH OTHER?JUST BECAUSE THERE IS NO PAPARAZZI TO SHOW IT TO THE WORLD AND HUMILIATE YOU,DOESNT MEAN IT DIDNT HAPPEN :)THIS FAMILY CLEARLY LOVES EACH OTHER AND ARE MAKING MONEY AND SPREADING LOVE,DOING CHARITY,GIVING,SPENDING MONEY ON WHATEVER THEY COULD THINK OF,LIVING!SO PLEASE LET THEM BE!! HOW ABOUT SPREADING SOME GOOD NEWS AND POSITIVITY HARVEY,OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.STOP THIS INSANITY PLEASE!WE NEED TO RESPECT THE NEXT PERSON AND TREAT OUR PLANET RIGHT!!!!!WHY ARE KIDS DYING OF HUNGER???¿¿¿ AREN´T WE SUPPOSE TO WORK OUT SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY DELIVERY SYSTEM?¿?¿ WE ARE ALL WE HAVE!!!STOP FIGHTING ,YOU´RE BROTHER,CAUSE LIKE IT OR NOT,WE ALL ARE THE SAME!NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!NOT RELIGION,HERITAGE,RACE...N.O.N.E O.F I.T!!ALL WE NEED IS OUR PLANET AND EACH OTHER!!!CARE, RESPECT,LOVE,COMPROMISE IN PEACE AND WITH GOOD INTENTIONS! LEAVE THE JACKSONS ALONE PLEASE.MICHAEL IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY AS MANY WONDERFUL AND AMAZING THINGS,THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER,MOST HUMBLE MAN EVER,HUMANITARIAN,THE BLACK MAN,WHO SANG "BLACK or WHITE" AND HAD A SKIN DISORDER THAT MADE HIM TURN WHITE,GODLIKE TO SOME (NOT ALL ), THAT WAS STABBED IN THE BACK BY THE MEDIA FOR SPREADING A MESSAGE OF LOVE AND UNITY!!!!
WELL DONE TMZ...YOU´LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS "one of those tabloid,WHATCHANAME,fake news/celeb waste of paper MONEY MACHINES!!!!".WE HAVE ALL THE SKILLS,WIT,CAPABILITY OF LIVING IN PEACE BUT THING LIKE THIS,THIS IS WHAT BRINGS OUT OUR NASTY SIDE!WHY DOES THE MEDIA BASH PEOPLE SO MUCH?YOU ARE DESTROYING A HUMAN LIFE,YOU ARE STEALING SOME JOY IN THEIR LIVES...YOU ARE TURNING US AGAINST EACH OTHER!WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE AS THE MEDIA?TRUTH OR "LET´S PLAY WITH THESE FOOLS"?

1201 days ago
54.

Eleonora49    

Oh dearest sweet Phantom thank you for your last post.Charlie is like me in your Video working working working.I saw it this Morning when I woke up and could not stop Laughing How Funny !!!Charly You and I have sooo much in common......How funny Thank you Phantom nice post !!!!I love you Phantom.......

1201 days ago
55.

=)    

Just look over your shoulders, honey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYntZo2-0HU

1201 days ago
56.

Sofie    

...YOU FOLKS REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT: MICHAEL LOVED HIS MOTHER AND HIS FATHER: BOTH! BECAUSE a.o. THE ESTATE IS GREEDY MRS AND MR JACKSON DO NOT GET ANY MONEY. SO THEY HAVE TO DO OTHER THINGS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A LIVING. BESIDES...MICHAEL IS THEIR SON: THEY ARE MICHAEL: THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DO WHAT THEY DO... THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES, TOGETHER WITH MICHAEL'S CHILDREN, WHO HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE HIS NAME!!! HOWEVER: SONY, AEG, AND ESPECIALLY THE ESTATE: THEY ALL FOOL US BY GIVING FALSE INFORMATION AND THEY ARE THE ONES THAT MAKE MONEY OVER MICHAEL'S DEAD BODY AND THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE GREEDY... SONY, WITH THE CD MICHAEL; NO FAN SHOULD BUY THIS CD! AEG BY ORGANIZING 50 CONCERTS IN STEAD OF 10! THE ESTATE BY a.o. CLAIMING MICHAEL'S NAME. NOT EVEN HEAL THE WORLD, MICHAEL'S OWN FOUNDATION, IS ALLOWED TO MENTION HIS NAME!! AS MICHAEL SUNG (AND HE DID NOT SING THIS FOR HIS OWN PARENTS) 'THEY DO IT FOR THE MONEY... ANYTHING FOR THE MONEY'.

REGARDS SOFIE... A MICHAEL JACKSON FAN AND ADMIROR SINCE 1968....

1201 days ago
57.

Eleonora49    

I walked upstairs to Grandma's Attic without a plan. To snoop, to see, to feel her past. Squeekey wood, so brown, so red. An old house, a past so far. Disobeying her command. To find a secret never ment. Silent steps just guiding me to a window, to a box, to see. Slightly so opened to peek inside. A wedding gown so old, so proud. Silkened lace, a Princess dream. With Flowers dried, still hanging on its seam. The smell of love and lavender filling the attic, filling the room. I touched the dress with loving care. I took it out with no one to share. I put it on to see its fit. How Beautiful, a Beautiful Bride to see. I reached into the secret box again. Took out a Dream of a Vail, and in its wrapping, it appeared. A gilded letter, old and frail, falling down on the dusty floor. It read "Dearest love, my love, my soul. I can't tell you how sorryfull I feel. It’s almost so unreal, my orders to Europe gotten revised. I have to leave in 2 days on a secret Mission. We have to postpone our loving wedding day. Yours truly, ......." Grandma dearest, so good and true never stepped in front of an Altar, that's so blue. She raised her Child alone and free.........

1201 days ago
58.

sofi    

Get it right,Thank you for the information regarding the perfumes.

Tmz,you showed us one devil,whO WAS LAUGHING THE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD WAS CRYING,BECAUSE POOR MICHAEL WAS MURDERED!

The second devil is the one WHO SENT MICHAEL TO THE GRAVE EARLY,so PLEASE present murray as a devil the next time you post a story about him.

1201 days ago
59.

abendstern    

thanks to the people, they write nice words here about michael and his family.
and yes, Michael had loved his dad ....
.."and when I think about this, of how I hope that my children will not judge me unkindly, and will forgive my shortcomings, I am forced to think of my own father and despite my earlier denials, I am forced to admit that me must have loved me. He did love me, and I know that...."
(Oxford Speech)
Thank you also for the Phantom of the Opera, he presents nice videos. Unfortunately I can not see all the videos, they are blocked in my country

1201 days ago
60.

Eleonora49    

In deep of the woods in Germany, fairies lived in a tree for no one to see.Their beauty was so fair and not to share with the world to see.At sundown, they would meet at the riverside to dance and to sing at everyone's delite.But no Humen to see.The story I tell you is a story to be held in secret and not be shared.A Beautiful Prince traveled through the darkend woods with his staff.Silly little fairy gotten lost in the dark woods, singing, playing, and dancing.La la la.The prince could hear a lovely voice filling the dark woods.Soon her slipt away and followed the mysterious voice.How soft, how tender, a song tangling him into following it.Soon he came to the Riverside where the Fairies danced and he sat on his horse watching the secret dance of little Fairies near the River.Their song so soft to speak of its beauty.He fell in love.How beautiful, how special.He went back to his subjects.Told them to catch and cage all of them,and take them to his Castle.Littel fairies crying and pleaing, please set us free.But Prince could not, their beauty was too great. All the treasure he owed didn't measure up to this sight he saw, or the beautiful singing he heard.Littel Fairies danced and sang full of sadness.Sadness and sorrow strucken, missing their woods, the river, their homes.Prince could not see the sadness.Fairies turned all ill and sick.The story has it, a littel knight, a young boy, saw their unhappyness and stole the cage with the Fairies, and he took them back to the dark woods and set them free.As he returned, the prince, all filled with hate and maddness, took a sword and killed the poor young knight.The story goes that even still today you, can hear and see the Fairies dance at the poor knights grave.

By Eleonora
To Michael Jackson

I hope you all enjoy this story I made. (I grew up in Germany in the Forest and my Gradgrandfather was a Foerster for the Lord of Neigberg-Degenfeld he lived with his Family near the Lords castel. As a child, I wandered through the woods and Fields dreaming)

1201 days ago
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