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Lampanelli

Watch Me Piss Off Evil Westboro Church!!

5/20/2011 6:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


Lisa Lampanelli has put the evil Westboro Baptist Church into one hell of a pickle -- they wanna protest her show tonight ... but for every hate-monger who shows up, she's gonna donate $1,000 to a pro-gay charity.

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Lisa is performing in Topeka, Kansas -- home of the evil church -- and when she got word that members of the church were planning to protest her show -- because she is such an outspoken supporter of gay rights -- Lisa hatched a plan.

She's going to donate $1,000 for every protestor that shows up ... to the Gay Men's Health Crisis -- the nation's oldest HIV/AIDS prevention, treatment and care services provider.

Lisa tells TMZ, "It's gonna be hilarious to write out the checks to the GMHC and have them send thank you notes to the WBC for their 'generous contributions.'"

"I'd love to see their inbred faces when they open those thank you notes! Hopefully their jaws will drop so fast that their three remaining teeth and cro-magnon foreheads will plummet to the floor."

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happyday    

Thank you, you crazy church people! You single-handedly donated $44,000 to gay people just for showing up! Keep on doin that, K? Lisa--what a great idea!!! Love it.....

1219 days ago
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Big Daddy    

Though I'm not gay, I love this woman. And she's funnier then he:: That ought to teach those creeps at that so called church.

1219 days ago
63.

reily    

Brilliant !! absolutley priceless ! See Karma is a bitch !!

1219 days ago
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max    

This idea came from Lisa Lampanelli? Give this filthy mouth **** a nobel prize immediately. That is the most brilliant solution I have ever heard, it might just throw a wrench in these stupid protests. Go Lisa!

1219 days ago
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emerald    

Great idea, but notice how it was announced in advance she would do this hm?! Cynical little me sees another side to her generosity, what happens when you announce you will donate $1k to pro gay charities for every member that turns up - why um, hey none turn up and guess what she doesn't have to pay out a dime lol!! Got her great p.r though didn't it lol!!
Of course it could work the other way and they get as many as possible in there to make her fork the money over she promised lol! To some that would be seen as revenge enough lol!
Be interesting to see whether they leave her in peace or she has to fork out the money though!

1219 days ago
66.

MrRedwine    

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa...!

WBC: Go kill yourselves. We're not converting to YOUR version of Christianity.

1219 days ago
67.

dimes    

Did 44 of those losers really show up? Awesome.

1219 days ago
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Cathy    

What a fantastic idea! Every time these folks show up to protest a funeral, movie, whatever, the folks involved should get everyone attending to donate $1, $10, whatever, to a charity that supports the event the "church" is protesting. Love it!!!

1219 days ago
69.

Rambunctious    

I've never heard of this Lampanelli. Is there any reason why I should pay any attention to her views? I doubt that she's a mother, helping to raise the next generations of Americans, with little or no government support. It's a question of fertility over sterility.

1219 days ago
70.

sugarbee    

Hahahaha. I'm not much of a fan of her kinda comedy but that is pure genius. Love it Lisa!

1219 days ago
71.

fairywinkle    

Lisa~ You go girl! I love it, love it, love it!

1219 days ago
72.

Whatever    

Tell me how her broke ass is going to pay for all that? LOL! She's ugly, fat, and broke. LOL Funny and ugly doesn't = $$!! Too bad she's not as smart as she is funny!

1219 days ago
73.

Evan Benz    

why are the words "Westboro Baptist Church" a link to a Groupon Deal ????

1219 days ago
74.

Kelly    

This is the first thing the nutcase trashmouth Lisa has ever done that I actually support! Way to go!

1219 days ago
75.

Christopher R    

Bless the lady. For that, she can drop F-bombs all day long. That Church is SO demented!

1219 days ago
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