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Pauly Shore's Asst Application -- Tell Me You Love Me!

5/27/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wanna be Pauly Shore's assistant? Well, you're probably out of luck -- because one of the main job requirements is you have to love his movies ... AND be damn good at math.

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Pauly recently went on the hunt for a new right hand man -- and required each candidate to fill out a VERY extensive questionnaire ... and TMZ has obtained a copy.

Shore -- star of such cinematic masterpieces as "Bio-Dome" -- asked prospective assistants, "Are you a fan of Pauly? If you are, be very specific - tell some of your favorite Pauly Shore movies/shows/moments?"

It also appears Pauly wants to exploit his assistants connections -- asking, "Who are the top three people that you know in the industry that you can get on the phone immediately?"

Among the other highlights ...

-- Do you have access to interns/PAs that would occasionally work under you for free?

-- Being that you would be Pauly's assistant, you would know every little personal thing about him ... so he would like to know everything about you. So please tell us information about yourself.

And our favorite question on the sheet ... "Do you have a background in mathematics?"

Eventually, we're told someone was actually hired for the job.

Side note -- Shore was also in "Encino Man" ... and that was kinda good ... right? Weezin' the juice? Anyone?

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Sammie    

Why on earth does Pauly Shore need an assistant? I loved Encino Man, pretty darned funny, but sheesh! What's he done since? The only other movie he's been in that did anything at all is the one all about hating him.

1209 days ago
17.

Stephanie    

I WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS JOB!!! I love Pauly Shore FTW.

1209 days ago
18.

George Costanza    

I thought he was dead? Dammit!!

1209 days ago
19.

Ty    

Whoever fills this application and possesses the needed skills is WAAAAAY overqualified for being this guys assistant and would only be exploited to no end.

1209 days ago
20.

jxtr    

What type of work does he do that would require a personal assistant?

1209 days ago
21.

Selebraties Suck    

If PaulY was half as funny as the posters here, he'd be working non-stop.

1209 days ago
22.

SURFCOWBOY    

PAULY, go hide back under that rock you've been hidding under for the past 20 yrs. No one would be a cent to watch your shi& and your acting skills, eh you got none. You got such a big EGO for a man with such a little weenie. No talent, you try to be funny but havent made me laugh once ( No I know either).

Too many idiots in Hollywood, last thing we need is a never-been coming back to "grace" our tv or movie screens.

1209 days ago
23.

AuthenticPRPro    

This is beyond lame. No A lister would ever even THINK of doing something like this. Authentic-PR.com

1209 days ago
24.

Rudy    

Pauly Shore has fans?

1209 days ago
25.

Silas    

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if this was staged:

(List of washed up celebs)

6. Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore
Starting off as a stand-up comedian sometime in the early 1990s, Pauly Shore had his first break when MTV approached him to do “Totally Pauly,” which garnered moderate popularity during its four-year stint.
In 1992, Shore did “Encino Man” alongside Brendan Fraser. Sadly, all of his succeeding movies performed poorly in the box office, as people probably realized he wasn’t that funny anymore.
Returning to the stand-up comedy scene, the public eye refocused on Pauly Shore’s career. While performing, an officer went up on stage and got into an argument with Shore. The argument ended with the officer landing a punch on Shore. At first, the video of the punching incident circulated throughout the Internet, generating a significant amount of buzz. Later on, though, news broke out that the entire incident was staged.
Such an interesting way to prove you’re washed up.

1209 days ago
26.

NY Lawyer    

The questions about married/relationships, age, sex and kids are discriminatory on its face and violate U.S. Title VII anti-dscrimination laws. I don't know CA law (I assume that is where he lives), but since he was in NY at onen point, it violates, on its face, New York State and New York City law. There is no legitimate business reason to makes those requests for information and any request for prohibited info, even with his alleged disclaimer, violates applcable law. While celebrities (and perhaps others) may request this type of information, it is a clear violation of applicable law.

Go ahead and confirm it--it never hurts to call Lavely & Singer (Singer went to the greatest law school known to humankind).

1209 days ago
27.

puttykat    

"On occasion, Pauly likes to verbally get his thoughts out and have you dictate and organize them in a presentable fashion" lol. Could you imagine how THAT session would go? It would probably involve more hand gestures than any real words not to mention how many words that would have been made up just in one sentence!

1209 days ago
28.

francesmomto3    

Got to meet Pauly when he was in KC for a show. What a disappointment. He was rude and diva-ish!!! He couldn't pay me enough to be his personal assistant. He was an a%%!

1209 days ago
29.

amanda    

I love that Encino Man got mentioned.One of the best movies!I don't care what anyone says...BUUUDDDY.

1209 days ago
30.

jennifer    

HE IS NOTHING BUT A HAS BEEN!

1209 days ago
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