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Pauly Shore's Asst Application -- Tell Me You Love Me!

5/27/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wanna be Pauly Shore's assistant? Well, you're probably out of luck -- because one of the main job requirements is you have to love his movies ... AND be damn good at math.

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Pauly recently went on the hunt for a new right hand man -- and required each candidate to fill out a VERY extensive questionnaire ... and TMZ has obtained a copy.

Shore -- star of such cinematic masterpieces as "Bio-Dome" -- asked prospective assistants, "Are you a fan of Pauly? If you are, be very specific - tell some of your favorite Pauly Shore movies/shows/moments?"

It also appears Pauly wants to exploit his assistants connections -- asking, "Who are the top three people that you know in the industry that you can get on the phone immediately?"

Among the other highlights ...

-- Do you have access to interns/PAs that would occasionally work under you for free?

-- Being that you would be Pauly's assistant, you would know every little personal thing about him ... so he would like to know everything about you. So please tell us information about yourself.

And our favorite question on the sheet ... "Do you have a background in mathematics?"

Eventually, we're told someone was actually hired for the job.

Side note -- Shore was also in "Encino Man" ... and that was kinda good ... right? Weezin' the juice? Anyone?

42 COMMENTS

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31.

Kathy    

Quit hatin' on Pauly. I love his movies - Bio-Dome, Son-in-Law, Encino Man, Jury Duty. Yeah, he always plays the same type of character, but he does it so well.

1155 days ago
32.

Blue Lake    

It's illegal to even ask one's marital status or whether he or she is a parent. Somebody, report this guy to the feds!

1155 days ago
33.

ChorizoSupreme    

He needs an assistant with "connections" because all the ones he had have changed their phone numbers to keep him from calling and begging for a job.

1155 days ago
34.

niles    

He's breaking the law by asking people their marital status, etc. As a lawyer, you should know that.

1155 days ago
35.

Vampyr    

I am not a HUGE fan of Pauly either BUT, many years ago there was a Porn Mega Star (at the time) called Savannah, and she had MANY Male Hollywood friends. When she committed suicide Mr Pauly Shore was one of the only "Friends" of her's that attended her funeral. SO please give him some credit, he has never seriously hurt anyone, doesn't drive drunk, steal or make racist statements. He might not be the best that hollywood acting has to offer but he is not the worst either.

1155 days ago
36.

joey bray    

i actually wouldn't mind that i have been a fan for years :) iam going to see him at rockapalooza

1155 days ago
37.

Joe    

I've worked directly with Pauly for some time.
Most of what you people have stated above is completely incorrect and false.

Its truly sad how you all want to hate someone who you don't even know. Why not take that time to examine your own lives and figure out why you are trying to project your misery onto someone else.

1154 days ago
38.

anne    

Wow, I Love Pauly Shore I would love to be his assistant. I have seen all his movies, TV shows, live comedy, and i have met him he is really awesome man. If he needs someone I'm there.:)

1137 days ago
39.

Kate    

I met Pauly before, too. He was really nice to me and even told me he liked me. He follows me on twitter as well as replies to me.

1111 days ago
40.

kendra    

pauly is my bigest fan if he gets hert i will puch them. i love is shows if he was my boyfirend i will kiss him so hard

819 days ago
41.

kendra    

i love pauly d

819 days ago
42.

kendra    

i freken love you pauly d

819 days ago
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