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Lindsay Lohan -- The ART Of The House Arrest

5/27/2011 6:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her stint under house arrest doing lots of painting ... reading ... and relaxing at her townhouse by the beach -- exactly the kind of hard time the judge intended.


Sources close to the actress tell us ... Lohan is looking at her confinement as a "time to relax, focus on her recovery and figure out her new game plan for her life and career."

Before she started to serve her time -- Lohan stocked up on art canvases so she can paint to release the stress.

We're told Lohan also has a stack of scripts she intends to read -- so she can decide on her next project.

Lohan is confident she will be released from house arrest before her birthday on July 2nd -- and we're told she's already making plans for a sober celebration. 

No wonder she was smiling yesterday.


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Blood Red Witch    


Ok, I am better now. I agree. I want to see one of her paintings too. Has anyone every seen a piece of her artwork? Drawings? Sketches? Has she taken art classes? Even worked from a "How To" book? No? But now suddenly she can paint on canvas with no training at all.


I am sorry. I cant seem to stop.....hahahahahahaha

1223 days ago


Messenger. I've read on every site that her net worth is between 2 million and 100,000. Either way, from 30 million, that's damn impressive to lose it all. I'd say she's worth the latter. Look at how she spends money, she has to be broke.

1223 days ago

Fat hand puppet    

is she isn't getting drug tested she is doing drugs. call me in 2 years.

1223 days ago


Since the picture doesn't say 'TMZ Composite'. It must be real. Lindsay sure has gotten a big head! :) (Must be from all those producers knocking at her door and handing her scripts)

1223 days ago

the Seeker    

rise and shine , time to milk the yaks
@Blood red ,
time to sacrifice your neighbors cat.
@blu louser,
time to ignore your wifely duties to blab online all day about someone you claim to HATE

1223 days ago



Your avitar of her bloated coke belly...Lol!

1223 days ago

Reuben Rolando    

Reuben Rolando paints as well, like no other, and it is yet another beautiful morning in the villa, that also looks like a painting. So many ladies out there who will never know what is like to walk with me in the beauty of the morning. XOXO

1223 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Seriously folks, LL is not a hoarder. She just cant find anywhere to put her things because of the mounds of scripts everywhere she is considering.

1223 days ago


Die Mühlen Gottes...

The mills of God grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small;
Though with patience He stands waiting, with exactness He grinds all.

1223 days ago


Thanks Vincetta...that was in response to whomever had said that she is pefectly toned. Turns out she's just like the rest of us, and has her flaws.

1223 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

LL is more spoiled than last months milk.

1223 days ago

Seal Team 6    

I wonder if by "scripts" TMZ means "prescriptions"?

1223 days ago


Must be nice to sit around and do nothing, real hard time, wish I could do that....I think it would be much harder if you made her get up and do a real 8-5 job at McDonalds or something. Sitting in a nice house is not jail.

1223 days ago


Lindsay's productive day:

12:00 noon - wakes up.
Downs some Grey Goose, falls back asleep.
2 pm - gets up, snorts a line.
2-5 pm - screams at others, both in person and on the phone, raging about house arrest and how it's the judge's fault. Also - Snorts multiple lines, downs lots of Red Bull, Gray Goose. Pops some pills in a bottle that some guy named Dave gave her in Florida.
5:30 pm - glances at a book. Puts it down with a combination yawn/sneer.
5:30 pm - Gets angrier, takes boob out, walks over to the window. No one is outside, so puts boob back.
5:45 pm - Picks up a paintbrush with a violent color on it and slashes it across Milo's face. Puts it down, satisfied. Hangs up masterpiece on wall.
6:00 pm - Sees neighbor coming home from work who glances up at her for a second and waves (not on SamRo side of her view.) Realizes that this "could" be a stalker so gets all worked up and calls TMZ. Screams and cries, demands that a photographer be dispatched.
6:10 pm - Calls TMZ back, screams "where the hell is my photographer?" and hangs up. Snorts another 5 lines. More Grey Goose and Red Bull.
6:15 pm - Sticks tongue out at Milo picture hanging up, then tears it up, screaming.
6:20 pm - Photographer finally turns up. Lindsay shows a tear stained face at the door (albeit tears of rage from tearing up Milo's picture 5 minutes ago.) In a quivering voice, tells all about how a crazed maniac fixed her with his eyes and started yelling he was going to have sex with her and how UNSAFE she feels home alone, unable to leave, sniff, sniff.
6:30 pm - Photos taken on empty balcony where Lindsay saw her neighbor waving. Photographer also finds a gardener doing some last minute weeding, lurking in the bushes, so gets his photo too for the story.
6:35 pm - Lindsay is angrier still. Drunk dials the judge but only gets an answering machine that doesn't take incoming messages. Screams into the phone anyway about how the Judge has ruined her life and is OUT TO GET HER. Bangs the phone down.
6:40 pm - Lindsay hears loud clock ticking, ticking, ticking, mocking her. Takes clock down and smashes it through the window.
Unkown time, due to clock being destroyed - Lindsay has had enough. The peace and quiet is killing her. She will DIE from it! Yes, that's right, she decides. The Judge will be responsible for her death, because she is obviously having a heart attack from the peace and quiet. Or was it a stroke?
Unknown time, 1 minute after the Great Revelation - Lindsay is up and out the broken window, cheerfully on her way to Chateau Marmont, knowing that she is saving herself from an impending stroke or other life-threatening illness brought on from house arrest.

1223 days ago

Who Farted    

All of the missing jewelery that her father breaks down and sells for her is how she still has a few bucks here and there.

1223 days ago
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