Amber Portwood -- Out of the Hospital

she always looks like a drag queen waiting to go on stage in full war paint

She doesn't look very happy, even to have survived the suicide attempt. I hope she gets some serious counseling. Her kid deserves to have a living mommy, and one who is not doing such destructive things.

Hey Dr. Drew...is she on deck for Celebrity Rehab yet?

That is one scary looking chick! And whats up with the fake-ass eyelashes?

Those poor eyebrows!!!

Don't you just love how MTV sends the message to teenage girls that if they spread their legs and then pop out welfare babies they can have their own show on MTV.

This chick looks like a Pug dog with make-up on...

eye brows and war paint.... eeeeessssshhhh.

offtheproperty
"She is a pretty girl"

I guess we're looking at different pictures. When I saw this horrendous face, I thought of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.

if it wasnt for them eyebrows and fake azz eyelashes she would be a really pretty girl.

She did it for publicity and she isn't even a celebrity. She's just a slut who got knocked up in high school. Give it up, your 15 minutes of fame are up. Nobody cares about you and your baby daddy anymmore.

Only in America can you get famous for getting pregnant at 16 and act like a total douchebag.

This chick looks like a Pug dog with make-up on. WOOF

I will make this simple for you. Drop 200 pounds, get rid of the piercings, drop the 400 pound baby huey, and go buy some friggen clothes someplace besides Wal-Mart.

One other thing; QUIT PLUCKING THE EYEBROWS. Wtf? Why do chicks do this and then paint them back on. It looks gross.