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Charlie Sheen SINGLE

Officially Goddess-less

6/27/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is finally UNCHAINED -- because TMZ has learned, the Warlock's last remaining goddess just gave him the chop.

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Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week -- but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned ... because we're told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it's "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

We're told Charlie's penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia, and Colombia -- the very night Kenly walked out.

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46.

shar    

Oh by the way, I have always wanted a Mercedes, so if you are just piling them up in your garage. I will take one of your hands...lol My jeep has seen better days...lol

1159 days ago
47.

shar    

Write a book darlin... I am sure you saw/heard enough from drugs to Charlie's final reality when he got fired and replaced, that he is not irreplacable. Maybe the show will flop with Ashton but the Directors believe anything is better than having Charlie back... I loved the show and Charlie in it, but what the heck, you are no better than the next person and as I have said before, this role was a natural for you, no acting required, just show up and collect the big bucks and even that you messed up. Too much money does not a smart person make....

1159 days ago
48.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Big surprise? Not.

So, being dumped is "not a common thing" for Charlie? Right....

1159 days ago
49.

some guy    

I did too. I really liked the show. I guess part of this is bitterness that he ruined such a good thing.

1159 days ago
50.

Muppet    

Fred Farkel 3 hours ago
Charlies WORST day - is 10,000 times better than any TMZ LOSER'S best day.

ANd yet - Charlie just cannot live up to the expectations of the typical TMZ LOSER???

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Whatever.

You TMZ LOSERS simply CANNOT PROCESS.

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Not that I'm a TMZ loser but had to comment. I'm not so sure that having to buy friends etc should really be considered having better days. I'm also not sure being considered mentally unstable by the majority of people in the world can be considered a good day either lol. So yeah, I guess I can't process it. :P

1159 days ago
51.

Bubbles The Chimp    

She had a partial brain. Amazing.

Is this guy even 'NEWS' anymore? (Only to TMZ it seems)

When is he going to sell the massive unsold stock of his pathetic merchandise on eBay.

1159 days ago
52.

Blood Red Witch    

Charlie taking back the gift was wrong. He said it was a gift on TMZ and the Today show. I realize that it was extremly expensive, but he chose to give it to her. The key word was GIFT. Not a good pr move.

1159 days ago
53.

Sloane    

heard for years that
even rats abandon a sinking ship

may just be true after all!!

1159 days ago
54.

Hershey Bar    

What a loser. Enough said.

1159 days ago
55.

Sloane    

AND

guess his father has decided that the only way his son will smarten up and try to save his own life is if he allows him to hit rock bottom

sad/painful when any family is at the point where all they can do it to sit by and watch their child (at any age) self-distruct, while praying that they might recognize that they need to reach out before it's too late

1159 days ago
56.

buttercup    

Doesn't every good hooker know to ask for the money (title of a car) up front? I mean, how far can you trust a drug using "John" who is circling the drain? At least, that's the moral I took away from the story.

1159 days ago
57.

The realist    

What a looser!... stupid girls too. I'm happy not to have kids like them.

1159 days ago
58.

esther    

Poor charlie, I think he should try an older women, I need a new car, hey charlie come on over I will
stay up allllll night and listen to your crap. Poor charlie

1159 days ago
59.

Crady    

Hook his worthless azz up with OCTOMOM!!!

1159 days ago
60.

karlew    

Time to order up another kilo or two of coke. These girls are hard to keep once they've come down and find out what and who they've been doing while they were high.

1159 days ago
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