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Weston Cage Rambles About Wife, Life ...

7/5/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Weston Cage -- fresh out of jail after he and his wife of 2 months were arrested on felony domestic violence --  just posted this message on his Facebook page.  If you can decipher, good luck.

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Glad he cleared everything up.


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76.

Kevin    

we care about this douche bag because why? he needs to kill himself and do us all a favor.

1117 days ago
77.

lap123    

Okay, I have a sure fire way to determine if he is just a very artistic passionate immature guy or if is nuttier than a fruit cake!

Am I attracted to him??? HHHHMMMM ...... YUP
Please get him to another psych ward ASAP!!!!

This is why I stay single!! I'm a crazy magnet!

No really I hope they get the help they both seem to need.

P.S. He is freakin hot!!!

1117 days ago
78.

chefadam    

Sheen 2 the sequel! Winning!

1117 days ago
79.

themillieblog    

Geez I hate this freaking drama. It's so myspace for teenagers in 1999!
Grow up WESTON.

1116 days ago
80.

Nancy    

He needs to contact Charlie Sheen asap. They may have swapped meds by mistake..

1116 days ago
81.

lala    

That was really sweet. His wife is cruel and an abuser. Hes not a wife beater and he still wants to help her. Its really sad that they probably wont be together after this. I hope things get better for you Weston. Sorry if we had you misunderstood, you're not such a bad guy. You deserve better.

1116 days ago
82.

dsfdsfsf    

It's obvious what happened.

Nikki cheated on him with this Dave guy. Weston finds out, tells NIkki it's over. He wants a divorce. Nikki goes crazy and threatens to kill herself. Weston tries to stop her, which gets him cut up.

He, like most dumbass husbands, thinks his whore of a wife was manipulated to cheat. He can't face the very frightening revelation that, women aren't the pretty pink butterfly's we want them to be. They are vicious, soul crushing succubi. They lie, cheat and steal, and ruin good men daily.

Unfortunately, he's learning that the hard way.

1116 days ago
83.

staal    

If he thought being in a death metal band is a ****ty job in the US, he'll hate it here in South Africa.

1116 days ago
84.

Scott    

I really like this. Weston seems like he's going to die young. If that contract gets signed though, ****, he'll be getting more calls than charlie sheen at a hooker convention from the UFC!

1116 days ago
85.

dsfdsfsf    

It's obvious what happened.

Nikki cheated on him with this Dave guy. Weston finds out, tells NIkki it's over. He wants a divorce. Nikki goes crazy and threatens to kill herself. Weston tries to stop her, which gets him cut up.

He, like most dumbass husbands, thinks his whore of a wife was manipulated to cheat. He can't face the very frightening revelation that, women aren't the pretty pink butterfly's we want them to be. They are vicious, soul crushing succubi. They lie, cheat and steal, and ruin good men daily.

Unfortunately, he's learning that the hard way.

1116 days ago
86.

A     

How about some compassion, folks? Even if this man is mentally ill, he deserves kindness and concern, not nasty words and condemnation. His wife was clearly out of control she she slashed him. No one should stand by and take abuse, male or female. I wish this couple support and mental health.

1116 days ago
87.

Deanna Bermingham    

Halarious!

1116 days ago
88.

KAY    

What an idiot. "I will even go to South Africa...die fighting ... take bullets"

What a loser.

I live in South Africa. South Africa is actually awesome. Retard.

1115 days ago
89.

mark    

Some women aren't worth the trouble. There are too many of them to pick from! Some guys just can't turn it off.

1093 days ago
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