Snooki to POTTED PLANT: May I Have This Dance?

Snooki want smush smush ... with a potted freakin' plant.



The reigning queen of drunken "Jersey Shore" antics seriously upped her game at a bar in Seaside Heights on Saturday -- by sloppily dancing with a decorative plant like it was a juiced-up gorilla version of Mark Ballas.

So far, no comment from the plant.