David Beckham Gets a Little Cheeky

i'll kiss his cellulite!

His ass is wack!

WACK! His ass is flabby and flat.

EEEEEWWW!!! DUDE HAS DERMATITIS, SKIN ECZEMA. BITCH PLEASE... GO SEE A DERMATOLOGIST FOR REAL!! TRUTH.

"Anyone wanna kiss it and make it better?"
Not me, but I wanna kick it with my spiked shoes.
By the way, what is that green color?

Did Dax get a chubby when he wrote this?

Eww, gross. What do women see in this guy? He looks like a lowlife with greasy hair who hasn't shaved in over a week. Yuck. I'll pass, thanks.

It is hilarious how TMZ is still trying to make this guy relevant in America.

Ummm, no. Yuck!!

Pasty cottage cheese, noty.

you guys are so right. flab ass
pasty white and not goodlooking.

Can someone explain how this guy ever got to be considered a sex symbol? Seriously. There are lots of 'hot' stars I don't find attractive but I can see where others might. I see nothing at all about this guy that makes him stand out in any way.

He's not handsome at all. His body is good but not better than many stars. What little he has is destroyed by way too many and way too tacky tattoos. He has absolutely no charisma or presence. His voice is far more laughable than sexy.

His behavior is that of a spoiled little boy, though not so bad as to be intersting. His wife has got to be the shallowest person on earth and he is constantly trying to be just like her.
And by all accounts, he's not particularly bright.

The only thing that stands out about him is that he keeps giving his boys girl's names. I fully expect their daughter to be named 'Hank". Wait, these are the Beckhams, so not faux-chic enough. It will be 'Henri".

GROSSSS!

Ewww. Both him and her are gross. One looks like an angular alien and the other like a pasty cauliflower.

What a gross , beat up ass.