She's not that bad looking. I don't think I would have a problem doing her - as long as I can brick on her face and make her look like a friggin bundt cake. Oh-yeah.
Absolutely not, not even if she would pay me! I have my pride and rather become a eunuch than have sex with her.
Ewww! Da Big O looks like the original Aunt Jemima out of drag. Only Gail knows how to hit the g-spot and we have all heard how she bellows...Can you imagine???? Oh Lord, don't let me have nightmares tonight!
Fat chicks are like mopeds, they are fun to ride but you don't want to be seen on one!
No one is fatter than Oprah!
Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…
