
Sarah laid claim to Jake as her man, scoffing on the way in to Katsuya last night, "I don't think they talk any more!"
The girl knows how to mark her territory.

If this new girl thinks he is worth spending time with, she is even dumber than she looks. He is a psychotic egomaniac, and she could use a boob job. It's L.A. The flat chested thing only works if you are actually a good actress.
Hey Jake, you know,like, I just saw you on The Hater,tonight and you've just got to,like,stay away from those blond bimbos,like, you know.Like,what should you care what they think,you know?Like,really,they don't know you,you know.Like,I don't know how you couldn't have found it like,nauseating,you know and like,just walk away or something,you know?I mean,like,with the limited vocabulary that they have,you know? Like, signed, a brunette,you know.
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