La La's eBay Auction -- How Do You Use This Thing?

10% will go to Oxfam.. but a Small deduction 20% will apply. 20% of donation.. is not a small deduction

NOW WHY WOULD ANY SELF-RESPECTING AMERICAN WANT TO BUY THE JUNK OF THIS NOBODY PUERTORICAN CLEANING LADY???

I don't like greedy wanna-be reality stars, nor do I ever buy 2nd hand ANYTHING! That would creep me out to wear someone else's shoes, ugh! Give all to charity or eff off!

You people really need a better proofreader... this is two simple grammatical errors in as many days! "A fraction of what they're worth" would be correct since the contraction could be replaced with "they are". Or "A fraction of their worth" also works since the worth belongs to them. You missed both options and went with the totally inaccurate "A fraction of what their worth" which makes no sense at all. Have your employees even passed high school English???

WOW! Only 10%!? Very cheap of her. How much money can one person need?! No one even pressed or steamed the clothes to make them look presentable.

Who wants this ugly sh*t. It's scuffed, ugly, dated and the items aren't very attractive. She's a C-list celebrity, if that.

It's worth noting that ONLY 10% is going to charity! Stupid cow with her disgusting fur and rags - who'd want that?

Who uses reserves anymore?? Only people who are trying to get way too much for their items. I won't even bid on a reserve item...not worth my time.

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The Roman rules of the Auctionarium clearly state:

No Minimus & No Resarvae

The Auctionarium is the place where Romans allowed licensed auctioneers to sell anything... According to the rules...

Check out http://www.theauctionarium.com

Everything, including real estate sells to the highest bidder with no minimum bids and no reserve prices.

Her auctions are actually *REAL* getting lots of bids and will sell for 100% of the present cash market value.

You need to read my book before making statements like the items will sell for pennies on the dollar without a reserve...

I run Auction Cause, the agency assisting La La with her listings. Note the $4000 opening bid for the diamond cross too, as we got an appraisal on this piece which is a lot higher, so want people to have a chance to get in low. Clothing does sell for more on eBay when you start it low. We have done celebrity charity auctions for years and we are the ones who advised her on pricing it with no reserve. Items are doing well. We hope people understand also that eBay is a great place to hold a charity auction.

Wow. How the eff did this chick manage to find the most bottom-barrel hideous items from such good designers? Stupidity is an understatement from this saggy-faced bitch.

At least the auction is for a good cause so people should be generous.