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'Two and a Half Men'

The Secret Funeral PHOTOS

8/5/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Two and a Half Men FuneralThe stage is finally set for Charlie Harper's funeral on "Two and a Half Men" ... which features a tribute to the iconic WARDROBE Charlie Sheen made famous on the show -- and TMZ has the pics!

Harper's trademark bowling shirt and shorts hang at the front of a what appears to be a chapel -- surrounded by flowers. There is no sign of a coffin or an urn.

The episode is scheduled to air on Sept. 19 -- and according to Deadline.com, the funeral will be packed with just about every memorable chick Harper nailed on the show since it began.

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91.

MJ    

I like Ashton, but there is no way this show will be any good without Charlie, HE WAS THE SHOW. Lorre is a hardheaded nut to think he could keep it going without Charlie. Apologize and get him back before you blow it.

1090 days ago
92.

kim    

I think that Chuck Lorre is a moron for killing of Charlie Sheen!! Give it a few months and the show will be cancelled

1090 days ago
93.

Susan Fletcher    

CBS may as well go ahead and film the funeral scenes for "Two and a Half Men" for airing on Sept 26!!! The show is dead to me without Charlie. Classic example of shooting your own cash cow.

1090 days ago
94.

boogabooga    

What is Mike Gonna Say Next? You forgot all the empty alcohol bottles, panties, glue gun from Rose, the front door that was slammed in his face, the toilet seat cover(warm). the cat he ran over, the hat he barfed in to give to Steven Tyler, his list of women, the sexy hospital gowns.ha ha ha

1090 days ago
95.

Theresa    

Charlie should be sent off chasing Rose around the world who is trying to hide from Charlie that she is not really married...he should not be killed off.

1090 days ago
96.

jeff    

You might as well put the show 6 feet under also.....Carefull what ya ask for.

1090 days ago
97.

Julie    

Just had to kill him off to show him, huh Lorre? Well hope you enjoy. We won't be watching at all. Neither will anyone else and you probably won't be on after Christmas.

1090 days ago
98.

Pam Franklin    

That is so gross!!!! I would never watch that show again without Charlie. I will stick to reruns

1090 days ago
99.

pstar    

Used to be my favorite show of all time. Now I'd rather screw Snooki without a rubber. Charlie rules.

1090 days ago
100.

MrHottie    

C'mon Lorre, did you hire a freaking secretary to sit here all day and hit the dislike button on every negative comment? That is about as funny as you will ever be for now on! I got it, get a new show and call it,"I'M A FAILURE" it'll get better ratings then your bandaid pitch of a show!

1090 days ago
101.

rob    

SO LONG CHARLIE! What a spoiled, self destructive ******* your are!

1090 days ago
102.

CC    

If I was Lorre I'd be using this set as a diversion. Let everyone think this is the end but kill off Sleezy in a more lifelike way. My suggestion:

Sleeze decides to pay a visit to South Central LA. Sleezy (a stand in) is viewed from afar holding a fifth of Jack. He snorts a line of coke, gets up, and staggers over to a skanky hooker manning a street corner (to be played by Bree Olsen). They seem to have a deal but Sleezy refuses to pay and attacks the hooker claiming she stole his watch. This catches her pimp’s attention and the pimp immediately confronts Sleezy. Sleezy calls the pimp 'jewish' and a 'troll' which pisses the pimp off. The pimp promptly pulls out his Beretta Px4 and unloads 17 rounds of 9mm into Sleezy at point blank range eliminating any possibility of Sleezy’s return (except on a remake of ‘Night of the Living Dead’). The scene ends with the sun setting with Sleezy’s body lying in the street. A street cleaner rolls by and, unnoticed by the operator, sweeps Sleezy’s body down a street drain. End of scene.

In a later show it’s surmised that Sleezy had been washed out into the Pacific Ocean. A great white shark fed on his remains which gave the shark a case of fatal indigestion while on it’s way out to sea. The regal great white let loose with one giant fart before exploding next to a group of whale watchers which sinks their ship. The set reportedly to be used for Sleezy is actually used for the whale watchers. Everyone forgets about Sleezy. The end.

1090 days ago
103.

Ollie_vee    

Ah Charlie.... we hardly knew ye.

Nor cared.

1090 days ago
104.

always    

Lorre was down right mean to Charlie when he was on the show with his nasty diddys he wrotye at the end of each show, he was sick and very childish. I have no use for this man, and others in the business feel the same that have had to work for him. He thinks his chit doesn't stink but it does! This show will never make it with out Charlie, he was the show. Since the kid grew up he is no longer even funny.

1090 days ago
105.

Joyce    

This show is over!!

1090 days ago
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