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Arnold Schwarzenegger

I Survived Maria!

The Ultimate Dis?

8/9/2011 1:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0808_arnold_ex_shirt_wm_2On the surface it's the unkindest cut of all ... Arnold Schwarzenegger out bike riding Sunday in Santa Monica, wearing a shirt that says, "I survived Maria" -- the woman whom he betrayed so badly.

But there's more to this story.  We found out ... Arnold got the shirt last November, during a farewell party for the Governator's staff.  The shirts were actually designed by Maria's staff, as a joke.  The shirt they presented to Arnold had 2007 crossed out and 1977 scribbled above -- that's the year Arnold and Maria started dating.

And, we're told, Arnold and Maria are not at war.  They're well along in the process of settling their divorce, and they speak frequently.

But all of this begs the question.  Given the events of the last few months, should Arnold have worn the shirt in public?

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61.

Lu    

Arnold is an ass and whats up with the Jersey Shore haircut on a man in his 50's?

1117 days ago
62.

Jim    

Why am I not surprised with the results of you typical lets not hurt or bash our liberal family of akennedys when its the AOL/huffington socialites.

1117 days ago
63.

Al    

You need to read the whole article because he was given the shirt by Maria's staff. He didn't have it made they did.

1117 days ago
64.

TheWolfgamer    

LMAO hahahahaaa love the shirt

1117 days ago
65.

Jack    

Shockingly, Bruce Willis flaunts his idiotic smirk for the cameras.

1117 days ago
66.

Susan Norman    

People do stupid rude things when they get divorced, why should they be any different? I think they are behaving like adults for whom the gig is up. I applaud them both for not getting into any public displays of hatred or violence.

1117 days ago
67.

Doorman    

He's an a hole !

1117 days ago
68.

luscious    

Did SHE CHEAT or did HE CHEAT??????? The NERVE of this JERK to insinuate that MARIA was HARD TO LIVE WITH. HE CHEATED!!!! A woman will forgive a man on just about EVERYTHING except CHEATING AND ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

1117 days ago
69.

Raoul    

wow....ol' Arnie sure got over HIS marital troubles quickly didn't he?

1117 days ago
70.

Surf    

someone's doctored photo this is crap who ever took it has issues. Yea sell the photo who is the stupid one that would believe this?

1117 days ago
71.

Mb    

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

1117 days ago
72.

Boo    

What an ASS

1117 days ago
73.

bushyw    

yeah arnie, you show show them what you and your party stand for.

1117 days ago
74.

skinnycat    

What an absolute jerk. The people of California sure must be proud of him.....NOT.

1117 days ago
75.

Tom T.    

Hey! She's a Kennedy! He survived! GOOD FOR HIM!

1117 days ago
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