TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I Survived Maria!

The Ultimate Dis?

8/9/2011 1:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0808_arnold_ex_shirt_wm_2On the surface it's the unkindest cut of all ... Arnold Schwarzenegger out bike riding Sunday in Santa Monica, wearing a shirt that says, "I survived Maria" -- the woman whom he betrayed so badly.

But there's more to this story.  We found out ... Arnold got the shirt last November, during a farewell party for the Governator's staff.  The shirts were actually designed by Maria's staff, as a joke.  The shirt they presented to Arnold had 2007 crossed out and 1977 scribbled above -- that's the year Arnold and Maria started dating.

And, we're told, Arnold and Maria are not at war.  They're well along in the process of settling their divorce, and they speak frequently.

But all of this begs the question.  Given the events of the last few months, should Arnold have worn the shirt in public?

0809_arnold_maria_footer


Extreme Celebrity Weight Loss

SHEDDING STARS


0809_welcome_LOSERS_launch

Dropping weight can be a tricky task -- but these celeb found a way to do it and flaunt their new bods in front of the cameras! Jonah Hill, Jordin Sparks, Jennifer Hudson and more, check out the stars who've lost some serious pounds.


One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN


0808_bikini_suit_fix_launch
Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.


"JERSEY" MAKEOVERS

IF THE STARS HIT THE "SHORE"


0809_welcome_jersey_launch
The fourth season of "Jersey Shore" kicks off tonight on MTV -- and while the cast is heading to Italy in the new episodes, we're imagining what it'd be like if their unique style dominated Hollywood!

See what stars like Kim Kardashian, Bruce Willis, Mila Kunis, Reese Witherspoon and even little Suri Cruise would look like if they were tanned, poofed, and blown out like The Situation, Snooki, Jwoww and Pauly D!


Celebrity Squares

GUESS WHO!


080511_squares_launch_v2
These famous faces have been broken up into fragments ... but can you guess who they are before their puzzled mug is pieced back together?


What's The Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!


080511_difference_launch
These clever photos are disguising some differences for you to find -- are you up for the challenge?

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**


Michaele Salahi

SHOPPING FOR BABY GOODS


0808_salahi_launch_fix_EX
Michaele Salahi is already getting prepared for a possible tiny alleged White House crasher -- shopping for baby supplies over the weekend.

Michaele was spotted at a Babies R Us in Richmond, VA on Friday ... checking out dolls and cribs.

As TMZ first reported ... Michaele and hubby Tareq are in the process of searching for a surrogate mom ... visiting the Northern Virginia Center for Surrogate Parenting last week.

165 COMMENTS

No Avatar
76.

Nancy    

HER staff gave him the shirt. Maria was fine with it. Again, the media hyping stuff up.

1082 days ago
77.

skinnycat    

What an absolute jerk!

1082 days ago
78.

Mary    

The logo should read "I AM AN IDIOT"

1082 days ago
79.

Lil    

DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!

1082 days ago
80.

carol     

ARNOLE SCHWARZENEGGER YOU ARE A HAS BEEN!!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!

1082 days ago
81.

Russell     

I've never liked Ahnold. Now I know why . . . he's a jackass!

1082 days ago
82.

j.r.    

Nancy.......I'm sure Maria and her staff made the T-shirt for Arnold and used those words as a "supportive" thing at the time - you know like "I survived Maria!" Yeah.....I survived the California govenorship!

P.S. That's the only thing he did - survive! And don't forget the sleazy way he got in by recalling someone else.... if they didn't treat you nice during the relationship - they aren't going to change in the END so be careful!

1082 days ago
83.

bish    

He's a real piece of work !! Maria is LUCKY to be RID of him. California too.

1082 days ago
84.

Fred    

He's a stupid man.

1082 days ago
85.

gina    

he is pig

1082 days ago
86.

ttrexxx    

COME ON now he married a kennedy .they were feeding off each other..maria knew what she was getting and so did he..you don't think the kennedys have spys..lol he's no different then most other men and she is a kennedy

1082 days ago
87.

Jane McKinnon    

He is a pig

1082 days ago
88.

JOHN B.    

ARNOLD SURVIVED MARIA??? IT'S MORE LIKE SHE SURVIVED HIM!

HER SHIRT SHOULD READ .."I SURVIVED THE SPERM- MAN-ATE-HER "

NOW THAT'S A GOOD SHIRT.

1082 days ago
89.

Fred    

Old and ugly and acting like a teenager.

1082 days ago
90.

anne    

Rhianna had such beautiful brown skin; but she messed it up with those tattoes.

1082 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web