John Mayer -- I Wanna Be Like Depp

John Mayer can NEVER be like Johnny Depp because Johnny Depp is modest and humble and ALWAYS nice to fans. John, you're so full of yourself and you have no idea what a monogamous long-term relationship is because you're incapable of one, unlike Johnny Depp, who not only has a long-term relationship but is also a great father. Move along, Mayer, and go sell crazy someplace else.

DOUCHE. First he tries to be Nick Lachey by bangin' Jessica Simpson. Then he thinks he's Ross from friends by bangin' Jennifer Aniston (but he kept calling her Rachel cuz he's an idiot.) Now he wants to be Johnny Depp. Dude obviously isn't happy with himself. Who would be if they were him?

This guy is a tool. I really did think that was Depp when I first saw the photo. ugh.

LMAO! Not in this lifetime a-hole.

Johnny Depp is way cooler than this douche...They dont even belong in the same sentence!

well...well...well...having a writers block ???
no tunes...ummm...i can't even remember how long !!!
perhaps not enough personal drama for your liking ???

I feel sorry for all women he has been with. Johnny Depp must feel insulted.

In his dreams! He only wishes he has the charm, looks and coolness that Johnny has... I met him a long time ago when his 1st CD came out.. STUCK UP is all I can say.. Not cool!!

Ain't no way he looks like Johnny Depp. Only in his dreams.

It looks like he doesn't have a nose! Am I the only one noticing this? Maybe a bad picture, but it looks like he went to one of M.J.'a Docs.

What a loser! Keep dreaming John! Johnny Depp is gorgeous and has class, you are a stuck up wannabe!

something about him gives me the creeps

Only difference is... Depp isn't a douche, and isn't a one-hit wonder. Sorry douche, not gonna happen.

He was just getting a new prescription for his countless STD s. He goes to the medical center every time his STD's mutate into a new strand...

He is still hot as ever and a super talented musician. I can't wait for his next album and tour.LOVE his longer hair too!