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MC HAMMER

Defeats Juggalos with

MESMERIZING Dance Moves

8/12/2011 10:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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MC Hammer
did TWO incredible things at the Gathering of Juggalos festival in Illinois last night -- first, he wasn't killed ... and second, HE DID THE HAMMER DANCE!!!!!!!!

Hammer gyrated the hell out of himself while performing "U Can't Touch This" -- and it was so enchanting ... the Juggalos actually restrained themselves from hurling objects at his face.

Impressive, considering the Juggalos bloodied up last year's performers -- Method Man and Tila Tequila -- by pelting them with beer cans with Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

He told you, homeboy ... you can't touch this.

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1.

Jen    

All involved a f'n retards.

982 days ago
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Carly    

you spelled "mesmerize" wrong you worthless ****s

982 days ago
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R    

This was done way better in "Little Miss Sunshine".

982 days ago
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Trevis Miho    

DAM, Hammer's STILL holding it down!? Hasn't lost a step, much respect.

982 days ago
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No comment    

I love McHammer, he was just plain fun. Too bad he was considered a 'sell out' and driven out of music. Now it is acceptable to be a black crossover artist. I'd like to see him on Dancing With The Stars.

982 days ago
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D-INCARNATION    

I guess you had to be there....

982 days ago
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idiotnoir    

was this at whiggerpalooza 2011????

982 days ago
8.

how lame    

STOP! HAMMER TIME!

982 days ago
9.

Chaim Estevez esq.    

The next late 80's rap act at the festival was stoned to death by the Jugga-Tards......R.I.P. Robbie "Vannila Ice" Van Winkle 1967-2011

982 days ago
10.

Morals Please    

So whatchu gonna do bout THAT Hammer???????????? Im goin turn this mutha OUT!!!!!!!!

982 days ago
11.

elyiia    

Not even Juggalos can hate the Hammer.

982 days ago
12.

Geeker    

umm what dancing? If u can call what he did up there 'dancing' (which i wouldn't) it most certainly wouldn't be mesmerizing.

982 days ago
13.

David    

Why is someone holding a lamp up in the background?

982 days ago
14.

aquanet    

Time to bring back the military draft. Too many dumb ass ignorant white guys with nothing better to do with themselves. Give them something better to do than drinking, making babies and acting like tough black guys, all while living in a trailer or their mama's basement.

982 days ago
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some guy    

I'd like to hurt Hammer. A little bit.

982 days ago
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