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MC HAMMER

Defeats Juggalos with

MESMERIZING Dance Moves

8/12/2011 10:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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MC Hammer
did TWO incredible things at the Gathering of Juggalos festival in Illinois last night -- first, he wasn't killed ... and second, HE DID THE HAMMER DANCE!!!!!!!!

Hammer gyrated the hell out of himself while performing "U Can't Touch This" -- and it was so enchanting ... the Juggalos actually restrained themselves from hurling objects at his face.

Impressive, considering the Juggalos bloodied up last year's performers -- Method Man and Tila Tequila -- by pelting them with beer cans with Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

He told you, homeboy ... you can't touch this.

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Ghost Rider    

Thats good to hear, Hammer has the kind of positive energy the crazy clown fans cant touch.

1170 days ago
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BarrysConspiracyWorld    

Vanilla Ice was the better dancer back in the day. He had more flow and continuity to his dancing. Of course the mainstream media dances around the obvious truth to 911.

1170 days ago
18.

Roxanne Stones    

I thought Charlie Sheen was gonna be in attendance.

1170 days ago
19.

kim     

still love Hammer....wish he'd get down more...i loved his dancing skills..the mans still got it!

1170 days ago
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dennis in sac    

Duuuuh, Duuuuuh, Duh duh....duh duh, duh duh... Can'*****ch this!

1170 days ago
21.

dennis in sac    

The word is watch

1170 days ago
22.

Max    

It would be nice if they could put a few more people on stage.

1170 days ago
23.

michelle    

I just ran into him at the gas station in Tracy where we live. Its great how he can live a normal life in our little town and raise his family like the rest of us and then still attend these events and be the celebrity most love. He has managed to keep it together and thats not often the case for people from his industry.

1170 days ago
24.

Bad Motherhugger    

"He's a superfreak... superfreak... he's superfreaky, yowww"

1170 days ago
25.

roll3567    

wow! i guess he IS too legit to quit!

1170 days ago
26.

misfit    

What wonderful thing am I supposed to see in this video? Bad cell phone images of the backs of peoples heads?

1170 days ago
27.

HOOV    

i've seen hammer 3 times in my life now, and i'd go see him again, that mf'er can still put on a show, and can still dance like no other 40+ y.o

1170 days ago
28.

Superman    

Which one is hammer? Too many a-holes on the stage.

1170 days ago
29.

TheRicker    


It looked to me like they were all having fun. Whites and blacks.

Hell of a lot better than hanging out at the Wisconsin State Fair and targeting and beating the hell out of white folks...

1170 days ago
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john johnson    

aww, i thought he was gonna dance to "pumps and a bump"

1170 days ago
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