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MC HAMMER

Defeats Juggalos with

MESMERIZING Dance Moves

8/12/2011 10:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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MC Hammer
did TWO incredible things at the Gathering of Juggalos festival in Illinois last night -- first, he wasn't killed ... and second, HE DID THE HAMMER DANCE!!!!!!!!

Hammer gyrated the hell out of himself while performing "U Can't Touch This" -- and it was so enchanting ... the Juggalos actually restrained themselves from hurling objects at his face.

Impressive, considering the Juggalos bloodied up last year's performers -- Method Man and Tila Tequila -- by pelting them with beer cans with Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

He told you, homeboy ... you can't touch this.

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31.

Valstann    

i cant believe he won those crazy's over

1118 days ago
32.

markj    

Hammer should do dancing with the stars. That would be a good show.

1118 days ago
33.

cmouth    

How many damn people do they need on the stage geez

1118 days ago
34.

Cujeaux    

They all seem like repressed gay men to me.

1118 days ago
35.

Janar    

Well, you can see Hammer still got it.

1118 days ago
36.

Anya    

No fool like an old fool

1118 days ago
37.

sistaelle    

Love da Hamma- beats anything out now.

1118 days ago
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tellmeaboutit     

Good on ya, Hammer! Wasn't Chuckes Sheen supposed to be at this clambake?? Did they bury him, or did he chicken out?

1118 days ago
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Azzkicker    

I still think it's hilarious that the juggalos pelted slutty porn whore tila tequila with beer cans last year. Just goes to show that pulling off your top to flash your t*ts doesn't mean you have talent or can rap...

1118 days ago
40.

Keith    

yo, juggalos arnt always white you stupid son of a b!%, im not white for instance so stop being a dumb @$$ and just listen to great music

1117 days ago
41.

nick    

Impressive, considering the Juggalos bloodied up last year's performers -- Method Man and Tila Tequila -- by pelting them with beer cans with Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

Nolan Ryan is the all-time leader in walks -- by a long shot. Your analogy had Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

1117 days ago
42.

Fefo    

WOW! Hammer can still dance compared to all you uncoordinated white people. So no surprise there and damn this might as well be a KKK rally. Juggalos? More like Jokernaughts who think they are rappers. Um last time I checked the only white rapper that can rap is Eminem. There will be no others...

1117 days ago
43.

Straight Talkin Texan    

Love the Hammer! :-)

1115 days ago
44.

juggalette    

u forgot to mention vanilla ice not only survived aswell but is a official psychopathic record artist

1114 days ago
45.

JSin    

That's me in the screencap up there (to the left of the frame)! What an amazing and memorable moment, a year ago tonight! Thanks, TMZ, for keeping this article in existence for posterity!

755 days ago
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