The Situation -- Give Em What They Want

He isn't gay. He just loves the attention. And the guy who touches him is bald. He can't even get pretty people to touch him!

Funny how only guys are trying to touch him. I LOATHE Jersey Shore to be honest. I get tired of seeing these guys on the news for doing stupid stuff.

They might want to scrub their hands with a degreaser, followed by near scalding hot lysol after touching that tool's abs.

These guys from Jersey shore are gay, the other day Pauly D for Dumbass gets a lap dance from on of Britney's gay male dancers, TMZ claims Britney gave him the lap dance which is not true. And now you have The Sit letting a guy finger his belly button?

WHY DO U INSIST ON MAKING THIS DUDE RELEVANT? HE DOES NOT PLAY BY THE RULES AND HE THINKS IT'S CUTE. THE THING WITH THE COP AND AUTOGRAPHS ECT. SHOULD TELL ANYONE THAT THE STITCH SEEMS TO THINK EVERYONE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM. NOW YOU GUYS GLORIFY HIS B/S/ WITH THE COPS AND SO HE NOW THINKS HE'S ABOVE THE LAW. WHAT GIVES TMZ? CANT CHASTIZE JUST ONCE?

who gives a ****. my 8 year old little sister has better abs then this guy. google fitness and u can see over 500 people with better abs. some 1 hit this guy with a hammer already

Grosss... If that dude's hand was a couple inches lower he could be doing a physical exam on the retard.

UGHHHHHH!!! the whole situation ,make me sick ,what is wrong with this people ,putting this bum as!@#$%^& in pedestals and now they think they are divas? the situation is this:you are a moron ,low class,ghetto ,not educated kid .... not talented ,not personality ,not smart ,did you guys saw him in Donald Trump roast? he can't even talk he was soo stupid people starting buoooo him how embarrasing ,enough is enough I am sick and tired of this dumsb AS!@#$%^&

Lol this is degrading and just plain sad at this point. If this was two years ago he would've been mauled by those people. I think JS is getting old. Too much dumb drama and the real mike is coming out. What's with the stupid story lines this season?! And he's proud of tapping fat snooki I mean I get that she's the smartest girl there but c'mon really?! Just take thattux money and the other endorsements and enough of these dumb promo gigs, you're middle aged.

The only thing for Situation and Pauly D for dumbass to do now is leak out their sex tapes. And i bet they both are having sex with men and not women.

i would be willing to bet my last dollar that mike is 100% gay ... NO REAL MAN Twirls there hair like mike does..
and have you ever watched him smoke...OMG

eww.....Yuck...

Who gives a **** about this douchebag. Barf Barf Barf.

why would you want men to be touching your stomach ?? i have a better SITITUATION for everyone go away already ,,

HOW ABOUT HE JUST PULLS HIS SHIRT OVER HIS HEAD,, GO AWAY !!!!