Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries -- The Day After

Yes Kim Kardashian will divorce Kim Humphries. And Kim Kardashian will marry me. From Kim Kardashian's male slave and from Kim Kardashian's 2nd future husband.

Good for them! There is someone for everyone!

They'll stay together just long enough for Kim to crap out baby Kredit Kard Kardashian-Humphries. Pimp Mama Kris has to keep the fresh blood comming.

Looks like Kim's new gig is getting married. 2 marriage is not enough for Kim as she plans her next marriage in about 10 days in New York.

Well, . . . you know what they say,
Once a "mouth breather", always a . . .
GOOD TIMES.

Anyone want KimAndKris.com?

enough of this girl already... she's a talentless whore.

I can't believe Harvey takes part in this kind of news. The TMZ crew is lettin' us down with these crappy notes. Wanna make a better world???!! Give us hope, mixed out with relevancy.

Does this dude realize he just married the most highest maintenance woman on earth. This Bitch has to spend or throw away thousands of dollars every week. What a waste of ink on a web page. Now that she is married I hope she fades away. Unfortunately, she will be in Divorce Court within 6 Months and then the story goes on and on.

OK, so start the clock: I'm giving it 4 months. He's an unattractive meathead with little in the brains department. And she is a controlling, conceited, sleazy money-obsessed skank with an enormous ass and no education. Hoping for immediate domestic problems, and a lot of public arguing and sobbing ha ha!

Se ve una pareja a todo dar que merece ser feliz. Ella es pues, una Miss Universo

Yeah, Chris. You got it right. 4 steps behind her. AT ALL TIMES!! She doesn't need you getting in her photos unless you are asked to be. Get used to it.

Funny Thing is " I don't even think her sisters Khloe and kourtney are feeling this whole thing . I bet mama Kris is the one pressuring them to just go along with her plans ..Say what you want about khloe but she's very real and it's written all over her face , she's not into it at all..lol

This picture was taken straight after Kris got his **** wet..

Thde skank looks like she's 30 years older than him