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Dina Lohan

Seeks $5 Million

And Tina Fey

8/25/2011 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Dina Lohan apparently thinks she's Dina De Laurentiis ... because she's telling investors she can snag some of the biggest actors in Hollywood for her new movie.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the business plan Dina's sending to prospective financiers -- asking for a grand total of $5.28 million to shoot an R-rated film called "Growing Defiant" -- which takes "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction."  Hmmm.

According to the business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis ... oh, and Michael Lohan, Jr. in the starring role of a heroin addict.

Now here's the best part.  There's an asterisk at the bottom of the plan, which reads, "The cast listed above is a suggested cast list only.  Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed."

And Dina apparently thinks big actors will do anything to sign on, because she's allotting a grand total of $1,125,000 for actors' fees.

Dina Lohan -- a regular Bruckheimer, only easier to pronounce.

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121.

Rogue Warrior    

Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming project is titled Magic Mike which stars Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer and promises full frontal. Lindsay Lohan was a top pick to play one of the troublesome stripper girlfriends.

However, after meeting with her team for one second, he nixed the idea saying Lindsay wasn’t worth the trouble. How did Lindsay respond? Why, by calling Soderbergh and begging him to deny those reports.

“Her people called up, begging Steven to say it wasn’t true,” says a source thisclose to SS. “He said no.”

He said no to that request because it is true, of course.

In fact, we hear that Linds was S.S.’s top pick to play the part (he thought she’d be perfect for it), but after approaching the party gal (and her peeps, too) about a potential big screen comeback role, decided that it wasn’t worth the trouble. — E!

As E! mentions, Lindsay’s team is notoriously difficult to deal with. That’s because they still live in a world where Lindsay is a big star. Their demands could make even Mariah Carey guffaw. They’re like those Vietnamese soldiers living in the jungle who still think there’s a war going on. In a year or so, expect her team, which will consist of just an oblivious Dina Lohan, to be laughed at as soon as the words “we want” come out of their mouths.

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This pretty much says it all, Dilo needs to be bent over a chair and.... well you can picture the rest. Time for "team Lindsay" to get their packing orders for good if Linds wants to ever think about "being in the game" again! Shut, give me Dilo and Linds for a weekend and we'll do all the drugs etc., however come Monday am., they'll never be the same!!!!!!!!!

1071 days ago
122.

Pheebs    

Good Lord.... She's crazy AND not even the good kind of crazy.

1071 days ago
123.

Craigypants     

Oh Priceless, Just priceless. This bitch has no idea. Does she think anyone will take her seriously. She's a laughing stock :-)

1070 days ago
124.

kk22    

Wow. Just wow. Crazy family...

1070 days ago
125.

Azzkicker    

What a delusional bitch. $5-6 million won't even pay the craft service budget on most large films. As for the subject matter, there's absolutely no one interested in it, especially since dina's already shown the only pressures that lead a child astray come from fame addicted worthless parents like her...

1070 days ago
126.

camille wok    

DINA LOHAN JUST GO AWAY YOUR NOBODY FEED ALI LOHAN SHE IS UGLY AND TOOO SKINNY YOUR HUSBAND IS A JERK MAYBE LINDSEY'S GRAND PARENTS OR GOD PARENTS CAN HELP HER SHE IS SLOWLY GOING THE WAY OF AMY WINEHOUSE

1049 days ago
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