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Lindsay Lohan

Mena and Dania Are

Pathetic

9/2/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan
says it's "pathetic" that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.

Mena and Dania just released the spoof targeting the likes of Kim Kardashian and, of course, Lindsay. In one scene faux LiLo (Mena) pretends to shop as she stuffs her clothes with jewelry.

But we're told Lindsay feels as if Mena and Dania are using her to stay relevant.

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Lindsay -- who is developing a habit of suing people who use her name -- has decided she won't take legal action because she considers their conduct "petty."

Sounds like a great "People's Court" case.  Just sayin' ...

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91.

Gracie     

Omg that picture is too funny! She doesn't believe we think those lips are real, right??

1145 days ago
92.

Delmar    

Here's the truth of the matter. This article is nothing. Not important. TI gets out of jail and got arrested soon after. That matters. Paz de la Huerta is a violent drunk compared to Lindsay. Lindsay has not been clubbing much lately, she has been keeping a relatively low profile and may actually be doing her community service. Her hair is very blond, her mother has done some strange things, so does her father, but Lindsay herself for the summer has been relatively quiet and well behaved. She has shopped in numerous stores without incident, so she certainly doesn't shoplift everywhere she goes. Yet, she is constantly put down by people commenting on these blogs as if she was one of the worst human beings walking the planet who is always bombed out on drugs. Lindsay's actually quietly has been behaving decently.

1145 days ago
93.

ketjo    

Delmar.....only one way for her to prove it.......

and thats to STOP courting the Paps..stop posing for photo shots like the Weddings crappy pictures, stop with the "accidental photo shots just as she's getting a ticket "and somehow is photographed in two different dresses coming out the same door...Go look if you don't beleive me on ROL at the 5 ticket photos the dress is different in the last picture...are they faking the pictures.....Hell she better be quite this summer cause she's in big enough trouble as it is... Lohan Inc is alive and working hard to keep her in the media.. and for what ?
Don't worry she's back in Harvey's little pony show now so I expect that he will use anything she sents him to make money.....He will pimp her out as long as hes making money off her ass ...she becomes to much trouble and he will forget she exists....that the whole truth of it and you know it....

1145 days ago
94.

Laura    

OMG Lindsay. You're only famous because you are an idiot! You should be grateful to these people for putting your names in songs and doing goofy spoofs of you! If it weren't for these people, you would be forgotten all together. Get a grip girl. You did this to yourself! People make fun of you because you made your life a mess. Get yourself together, become a better actress, then maybe there will be songs/spoofs of you doing good things. Dumb@ss

1145 days ago
95.

Dank    

I think Mena Suvari is absolutely disgusting to look at but i'd bang her way before Lindsay Lohan. You never know what diseases firecrotch has.

1145 days ago
96.

Dank    

You know how you get people to stop imitating you being a drugged up whore kleptomaniac?

Stop being a drugged up whore kleptomaniac. Christ, Lindsay Lohan is ******* stupid.

1145 days ago
97.

meanween    

Using you to stay relevant thats a laugh and half whens the last time you've done anything, all your famous for now is going to court and breaching soon you'll be just a memory. Sorry Lindsay but your day has come and gone, so sad lmao

1145 days ago
98.

Sam    

If anything, all these people using Lindsay's name, are keeping HER relevant. She should be thanking them, not suing them.

1145 days ago
99.

TheMarshmallowMan    

Lindsay who?

1145 days ago
100.

TheMarshmallowMan    

LOHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience

October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.

Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.

July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.

Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.

Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.

January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.

February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.

March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.

March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.

May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.

May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.

May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.

July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.

July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.

July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.

August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.

August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.

October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.

November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.

December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.

May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.

October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.

March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).

March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.

March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”

June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.

October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.

February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.

February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.

April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.

April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.

April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.

April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.

May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.

May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.

May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand

May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.

June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.

July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.

July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.

August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.

August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.

September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.

September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.

October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.

December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.

January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.

January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.

January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.

February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.

April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.

May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.

June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.

June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pibull for mentioning her name in his song

1145 days ago
101.

some guy    

How's TMZ like my new avatar? You guys feel anything shaking around?

1145 days ago
102.

spyke    

Mena Suvari is one of the homeliest actresses in Hollywood. She might want to think twice about poking fun at anyone else cuz dam!

1145 days ago
103.

Ellie G    

Oh Lindsay, you make me laugh. Please dont stop.

1145 days ago
104.

ilovegossip    

Ummmm...where is the tattoo in the pictures on X17??? It should be showing in pictures 17,18 and 20, and it's not there!

1145 days ago
105.

Blood Red Witch    

ILG,

I looked. You caught it. No tat on the right side under her arm. LMAO!

1145 days ago
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