The REAL Victim of the Break-Up
Michaele and Tareq Salahi's break-up just took such a sad turn -- we had to turn their absurd lives into an equally absurd song. Maestro!
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Sorry to see you go so soon, Rio. I hope you didn't suffer, pooch. Hang in there Tareq. Be strong and you'll get through all this. Good wishes & peace to you.
I know why this web is so dead tonight, and the Asian
scammers can fill the threads with their BS. Everyone
must be watching the morbidly obese swamper families
on TrueTV. We got hours of Lizzar****** Repro, followed
by Bear Swamp Recovery, Followed by Hulk Hogan!!
What a lineup, Whoooooha. This dead dog is worth
more attention to TMZ than the Emmy Awards. I think
the whole faking world has finally gone crazy. Oh well,
lite that bong. (Move that cone!).
STFU don't make fun of animals dying. I don't care what a s***bag this guy is, it's HEARTBREAKING to lose a pet and have your grief plastered all over the place. Get some class TMZ.
While she is a loser and a bitch, did anyone stop to think that maybe he had the dog put to sleep because he was pissed at his wife and didn't want to deal with the dog? RIP Rio. I've had 3 dobermans in my life and they are smart, sweet and loyal to a fault.
that annoying, grating voice is why I don'*****ch TMMZ anymore
the sad thing about large dogs is that they only live for around a decade
The dog is dead so Tareq has one thing less to worry about. The only thing about the Salahis I thought interesting was this dog. Therefore TMZ, you could stop reporting about the Salahis now.
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