Michaele and Tareq Salahi's break-up just took such a sad turn -- we had to turn their absurd lives into an equally absurd song. Maestro!
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The Salahi's Dog
The REAL Victim of the Break-Up
9/19/2011 4:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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