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Charlie Harper

Deader Than

A Doornail

9/20/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

092011_two_men_v2_videoChuck Lorre, the creator of "Two and a Half Men," made damn sure Charlie Sheen was never coming back ... because as TMZ first reported, Charlie Harper was nothing more than exploding meat when the script was put to bed.

Here's the funeral scene, where Rose recounts Harper's demise ... a demise she clearly orchestrated.


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This show is over. Not funny at all. What a waste o*****ood thing. The worst "comedian" on the roast was funnier than 2 1/2 men.
Anyone who says it was good is just a hater of Sheens.

1094 days ago


They killed off Charlie Sheen just so Ashton would have a place to run around naked hugging men, but Charlie was alive and kicking at his Celebrity Roast, even he said nothing can kill him, with all the drugs, hookers, porn stars and bad career moves, he said it best, he won the day he told his boss to f' off!

1094 days ago


Sooo no*****ching this show from now on.. Kutcher sucked..

1094 days ago


TMZ, so you're saying a funeral with no body, and a death caused by a psycho who married him "claims" he was just exploding meat, very matter of factly, means for certain, without a doubt that there's no Charlie? If you ask me, the way they wrote it pretty much certified that he CAN come back if need be.

1094 days ago


We watched the show and were all like HUH???? What the hell was that? From the funeral scene to the end,it just made no sense. After waiting so long for the show to air it was a huge let down. I like Kutcher and was looking forward to seeing how he'd do, but all I could see was "Kelso". Chuck Lore blew it big time. As they say "you only get one chance to make a first impression" And Chuck didn't deliver. The bitterness came shinning through.
I'm sure Charlie had the last laugh after last nights show.

1094 days ago

The Minx    

I was really hoping this was an elaborate hoax to Punk Ashton. Good set-up to bring Charlie back, even naked Kelso never would have snugged up on Fez.

1094 days ago


The premiere of the 9th season was the WORST episode of the entire series...Does Lorre really think Fart jokes, Vaginal Warts, Spilled ashes, and **** jokes were funny?

The viewers of this show aren't stupid Lorre, but you are for ruining the worst show, the show can't go on without Charlie Sheen.

1094 days ago


i am a fan of the show but last night was not good how can you make a funeral funny? you have fans of the show who would rather u treated their main character with a little more respect its like they were talking about charlie sheen not charlie harper it and the others were payed to say all those horrible things the show was dreadfull. and i noticed on everyones reasonable comment about the show they get one dislike i guess that person is chuck lore. dude pull ur head out of the clouds and start writing funny stuff and stop dissing the previous main character while queuing ur audience to laugh. its so not funny to laugh at a funeral dissing the dead.

1094 days ago

Betty Hal    

Will no*****ch, not the same anymore. Charlie was the show...

1094 days ago


it was lame. no*****ching it again.

1094 days ago


The show is a total flop without Charlie Sheen. We liked the drunk, horn dog, gambler, crude guy that Charlie Harper was. There are ways of writing him back in the show, and they need to do this fast before they lose their audience and he begins to shoot his other show.

1094 days ago


No Charlie - No Show. Didn'*****ch it and won'*****ch it. Ashton can't act, his claim to fame is what marrying Demi Moore? Really?

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1094 days ago


show is dead as a door nail. no rhythm without mr sheen

1094 days ago


I liked it, it is different with out Charlie. I think it will pick up once people get used to seeing Ashton who I think was great with Jon. I will continue to watch it! Just different without Charlie. Ashton Has a great body, I could look at that all day long! Good luck Ashton, keep up the good work, I think you were great! I love Jon Cryer, so it wasn't all that bad!

1094 days ago
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