TMZ's Ribeye -- Swimming With the Fishes After Funeral Service

Flushed him down the crapper? Not funny, TMZ.

Really TMZ? Lol poor fish! I've had mine what seems like FOREVER! I got MIN in 2007 and hes STILL ALIVE! Hes orange... so I named him Orange juice.... And where these fishes are betas, FIGHTING FISH they will kill each other... (males will kill other males) So my family for the last few years always has a field day with calling him OJ... I love him a lot... but I'm getting tired of cleaning his tank every week or sooner... hehe... But I know I have to do it... and so far I've been VERY lucky! I've had Betas since like 2003 and OJ has outlived them all BY FAR! the longest one before OJ was like a year... I think I've finally gotten it right! Maybe you need to look for another mascot?

I can't even listen to the voice of the idiot who makes these videos. He, and they, are so completely unfunny, unprofessional, and not good satire at all.

Try to get either a little bit of quality, TMZ, or people who try to be more than just douchebags, mkay? Thanks.

Sorry for your loss

Peace
WEIRD

The water looked cloudy. You just can't set up the tank and put the fish in there the same day. You have to let the tank set for a few days and then get a fish. When you get a fish, you have to acclimate it and you can't put the water that is in the bag into the tank.

Please LEARN about the pets you intend to get BEFORE getting them. So many get ill and/or die at the hands of inexperienced owners.

They're not here purely for our amusement and entertainment.

I followed Ribeye on twitter. He was the coolest. Always had something catchy to say. You will be missed.

Hey, Harvey...where's your dog...out playing in traffic!? Hilarious!

Karma is a b!tch...Recently you were making fun of Salahi's Dog.

Who Friggin cares about the damn fish! Nuff! Blahg!

I don't find this funny. Poor thing...

Betas don't live long anyway. 5 years MAYBE if you give them a fully decked out aquarium. RIP little guy.

RIP Ribeye!

~Fin~

The correct phrase is: Sleeping with the fishes!

Shoot, TMZ, you guys can have my niece's betta fish!lol His name is Lucy...... I thought the fish would only live a year tops. I bought it for my niece when she was a baby, put it in a fish bowl, change the water once a week, etc., etc... Here we are five years later, and the fish is still kicking.