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Lindsay Lohan Booking Sheet

She's a Man, Baby!

10/19/2011 1:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan booking sheet
Lindsay Lohan has a penis -- at least according to her booking documents from today's court appearance.

According to the docs -- which list Lindsay as a male -- she/he also weighs 116 pounds.

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bunky    

Sooooo strange !!!

1070 days ago
32.

John    

It's a MAN baby!!

1070 days ago
33.

boomer    

" M " stands for Muff Diver.... case solved

1070 days ago
34.

cali    

Up until today Nicole has been praising Judge Sautner for being the best judge. What happened?

1070 days ago
35.

the real diva    

ha ha..good one.. at least that explains why she looked like the main character from the rocky horror pic show today in court..with the makeup and outfit.

1070 days ago
36.

Mikey    

Since Cher's kid was classified a man even though she has a vagina, it appears they are starting to classify lesbians as men now.

1070 days ago
37.

mannequin    

So THAT is the reason for all of her turmoil; a tumultuous penis.

1070 days ago
38.

charley    

sorry to say this but lindsay lohan is making judge stefanie saunter look like the real idiot here.....she has no right being a judge...if this was anyone else they would be in jail already...id lindsay blowing the judge (oh its a woman, well is she eating the pathetic judges vee jay to get off this many times....sorry judge stefanie....lindsay has you by your balls er tits and makes you look as foolish as you are...how did someone as stupid as this judge get to be a judge.........the judge is the idiot in this case!

1070 days ago
39.

janet    

Funny how TMZ didn't break this story. Harvey, TMZ don't pu*****.

1070 days ago
40.

YouDontSay    

she is 25?! I thought she was way older...meth its a bitch.

1070 days ago
41.

daRock    

So that's why Dilo and her made out, cause Dilo can't get a real man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1070 days ago
42.

Mikey    

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Chasity Bono are taking it up a notch and demanding all lesbians now be classified as men. Penis, We don't need no stinking penis!

1070 days ago
43.

Mikey    

I wonder is Lindsay is making out with her mom again today.

1070 days ago
44.

sevans    

So, does this mean Sam Ronson is straight?

1070 days ago
45.

SantaFeJack    

Is this the kind of thing they mean when a case is thrown out over a "technicality"?

1070 days ago
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