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L.A. Morgue Staff Warned

Don't Photograph Lindsay

... OR ELSE!

10/21/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The staff at the L.A. County morgue has been warned -- the wrath of God will come down on anyone who tries to take a picture of Lindsay Lohan while she's on guts duty ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell TMZ, staff members were put on notice Wednesday -- if anyone is caught taking a photo of Lindsay working, that person will be terminated immediately ... no questions asked.

We're told staff was reminded that they are prohibited from taking pictures inside the morgue for non-official purposes.

As for what else Lindsay can expect when/if she decides to show up later today -- the fabled linen patrol ... i.e. washing the corpse fluid-soaked sheets that line the autopsy tables.

We're also told the smell inside the morgue is so cripplingly noxious ... it's not uncommon to spontaneously vomit from the stench -- and here's the kicker ... everyone has to clean up their own puke.


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i agree 100% what Morgue Staff said dont photo graph lindsay.let her do her community service in piece

1105 days ago

If sense were common everyone would have it.    

...because her pic might be confused with that of the other cadavers'.

1105 days ago


Could she have at least been found "in contempt" for mocking her sentence. I see her deathly frock and zombiic make-up, is that how she looked today when she showed up to the L.A. MORGUE? Go away Lindsay.

1105 days ago


Her smell will counter the morgue smell, so it will cancel the vomit inducing completely. Two words, Samantha Ronson!

1105 days ago


What they really need are stiff legal penalties for anybody like TMZ that publish such photos or quote "sources" that turn out to be staff. That might put a bit of a dent in the habit. Will have to make the fines really high. Or make the reporters and owners (yes, I mean you, Harvey) do some time at the morgue.... :)

1105 days ago

mary nissenson    

Judging from this picture, I don't think Lohan will see anything in the morgue any more frightening than what she confronts in the mirror.

1105 days ago


the morgue does not smell. it has a 'different' smell . .more of a sterilized smell (similar to hospitals) but not to the extent of making you vomit.

1105 days ago

Ashton Doucher    

I knew this beotch was f*d up, but wtf is she doing working in a morgue anyway? Don't paroles have some kind of choice in where they serve their community service? Who requests "the morgue, please." Oh that's right, she's on crack. . . (I keep forgetting.)

1105 days ago


Dead bodies and terrible smells while coming down is not ideal.

1104 days ago
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