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Michael Lohan

Hannibal Lecter Jail Entrance

10/28/2011 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If we didn't know better, we would have guessed cops were transporting a dangerous serial killer in Tampa moments ago -- but no ... it was just Michael Lohan arriving to jail.

As we previously reported, Michael was transferred to a local hospital Thursday morning after his arrest -- when he fell 34-feet from his hotel balcony ... in what cops believe was an attempt to escape.

Michael was brought back to jail today in a wheelchair ... and it was hilariously suspenseful -- check the footage. It goes great with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

3:55 PM: And for good measure, here's MiLo's brand spankin' new mug shot. Hello, Clarice.

Michael Lohan mug shot 2011


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Michael is so pathetic he probably thinks all of his time in jail will be part of a reality TV show.

1068 days ago


Bet he plays up the foot pain thing to the hilt. What a disgusting POS.

1068 days ago


Your cameraman sucks! Hasn't he ever heard of a tripod???

1068 days ago


Well he effed with Judge Heinrich. Guess who Dumazz Lohan has to face in PP court tomorrow at 7:00AM?

Welcome to Florida A-hole ... we don't have to let famous people out with pretty ankle jewelry.

1068 days ago


for real?? camp out to see this nobody loser....truly pathetic...........

1068 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Does this mean that Kato wins by a TKO?

1068 days ago

AGENT smith    

TMZ you took my quote from the live coverage. Do I get a writing credit?

1068 days ago


Hannibal Lecter? That's a bit of a stretch.

1068 days ago


This is delicious.
The judge is not gonna let this loon out on bail is my guess.
If that is the case, we won't have to hear about this douche for a looooooong looooooooong time.
There is a God :)

1068 days ago

Trooper Tom    

Throw the stupid ass in jail and leave him there, hey TMZ this is a no body why are you giving him so much exposure

1068 days ago


I can't decided who is worse/more embrassing/more stomach churning to have as a father:

O.J. Simpson or this Lohan douchbag

1068 days ago

Fallopia Lopez    

Can you IMAGINE if this were your dad? What an embarrassing LOSER. I actually feel an ounce of compassion for Lindsay at this moment.

1068 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Let's see how quickly he is able to fly out of that chair and run when Bubba looks at him with that special twinkle in his eye...

1068 days ago


White trash.

1068 days ago


I don't get it...the other day I saw footage of him after jumping off the balcony, walk across the yard/parking lot, and into a police car. No limping, no wincing in pain, no nothing. Am I now to believe 36 hours later, he's in so much pain he needs a wheelchair (and probably some good meds!) and is wincing over his foot being bumped? It's not even broken!! He's not wearing a cast, probably not even an ace bandage, looks like he just has a sock on it, like the other. He's totally going to milk this. Probably claim he's in too much pain to appear before the judge. Now THAT is what I'd like to see live...him appearing before the same judge who reamed him the other day!

1068 days ago
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