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Lindsay Lohan

Enough Rope to Hang Herself

11/2/2011 12:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Lindsay Lohan's sentence might seem light on the surface ... but Harvey thinks Judge Stephanie Sautner's strict probation schedule might be just enough to land LiLo in the pokey for another 270 days.

Plus, new math with Kim Kardashian! Why she really believes she didn't profit off her wedding ... and why most of us ain't buyin' it. And, Herman Cain's sexual harassment claims -- will voters blow them off ... and Herm, please make up your mind.

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(0:35) The good news for Lindsay Lohan...
(2:01) ... and now the bad news.
(3:22) A caller asks great questions: Why the heck was Lindsay available for early release ... and why did Sheriff Baca say he had room for her in jail last week if there's overcrowding?
(12:10) Sheriff PIO Steve Whitmore is on the phone to explain why Lindsay will only be in jail for one night.
(20:15) It may not look like it, but the judge "stuck it" to Lindsay ... by hanging 270 days over her head.
(28:10) Time to argue ... Mike actually believes the Kardashians didn't profit off the wedding.
(34:00) Fun fact: Gary has already used the doughnut maker he got for his wedding.
(35:47) Why is Mike so pro-Kardashian?
(40:02) Will the sexual harassment claims against Herman Cain hurt his bid for the presidency?
(47:10) Herman's ever-evolving stance ... is comical.

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16.

slogreport    

she will get out quickly and then find time to slog at slogreport.com

1064 days ago
17.

Holly    

Harvey, how does that egg on your face feel?
I thought she was in BIG trouble.
Didnt you say this judge was no nonsense?

1064 days ago
18.

SiouxCityBoy    

I fully agree with what cowboy porn star Steven Daigle recently said "I think the fact that Kim Kardashian is allowed to get married and the Gay Community can't is the most SCARY thing of all!"

1064 days ago
19.

monie roche    

MAYBE LIHO SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO DO THE BEND OVER AND SEARCH ROUTINE FOLLOWED BY A SHOWER...THAT MIGHT JUST SCARE HER STRAIGHT...OOOPS, NO PUN INTENDED...LOL...

1064 days ago
20.

John    

Kim K is a selfish, materialistic broad who is only able to keep commitments that are busy related. Marriage commitments or truly putting the time/effort into making it work is not in her vocabulary.

Kim K needs to give the gifts back to the rightful owners. If not, then what gifts does Kris Humphries get? A $200K tax-deductible charity donation is no substitute for stealing wedding gifts. Your true colors are showing by not giving them back or donating them (not your money) to charity. Besides, why would you want to have any memories of those gifts for a wedding that was a sham unless you're self-centered and materalistic.

1064 days ago
21.

Big Daddy    

Harvey, I know you don't read these anymore. But please fix my confirmation letter bit, so I can join in on the conversation, and fun. I don't get a confirmation letter anymore, but sometimes my post eventually show up. Thanks

1064 days ago
22.

who dat    

Sautner is a FAILURE as a judge.

1064 days ago
23.

Muppet    

HARVEY,

Do you not think that California is sending the wrong message to criminals by letting it be known that anything under 90 days is a free pass? No wonder the jails and prisons are overcrowded they're flocking there taking their chances on getting off scott free! Deplorable judicial system. I think it needs a major overhaul!

1064 days ago
24.

Pissed off in AZ    

Harvey and crew,
Why is Lindsey getting special treatment? Is she going to have to kill someone for her to get put in jail? Its a real insult to everyday people who are in jail or are on probation and if they breath the wrong way will violate? It really doesnt seem fair.

1064 days ago
25.

christy    

HARVEY - YOU BET WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU, ALSO
DISGUSTED!!!!

1064 days ago
26.

Muppet    

YES we are laughing at you!!!! End of!!!

1064 days ago
27.

Kimberly    

Kim K. is a classless, immature fame whore. She should give the gifts back and refrain from getting married again until the moron understands what love and commitment really is.

1064 days ago
28.

Jezeekah    

I don't get it. How come Wesley snipes got so much more time for tax evasion - a white collar crime, while Lindsay gets to walk after so more more publicly dangerous activity?

1064 days ago
29.

Chia    

Charles is 100% right! Thank you for pointing out the BS that the court system is pulling. Take a week so you can do a nude spread? Come on! Cali sucks and LA is a huge joke!!

1064 days ago
30.

Shane D.    

Wishing you the best, Lindsay!!!

1064 days ago
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