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Lindsay Lohan

Enough Rope to Hang Herself

11/2/2011 12:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


Lindsay Lohan's sentence might seem light on the surface ... but Harvey thinks Judge Stephanie Sautner's strict probation schedule might be just enough to land LiLo in the pokey for another 270 days.

Plus, new math with Kim Kardashian! Why she really believes she didn't profit off her wedding ... and why most of us ain't buyin' it. And, Herman Cain's sexual harassment claims -- will voters blow them off ... and Herm, please make up your mind.


(0:35) The good news for Lindsay Lohan...
(2:01) ... and now the bad news.
(3:22) A caller asks great questions: Why the heck was Lindsay available for early release ... and why did Sheriff Baca say he had room for her in jail last week if there's overcrowding?
(12:10) Sheriff PIO Steve Whitmore is on the phone to explain why Lindsay will only be in jail for one night.
(20:15) It may not look like it, but the judge "stuck it" to Lindsay ... by hanging 270 days over her head.
(28:10) Time to argue ... Mike actually believes the Kardashians didn't profit off the wedding.
(34:00) Fun fact: Gary has already used the doughnut maker he got for his wedding.
(35:47) Why is Mike so pro-Kardashian?
(40:02) Will the sexual harassment claims against Herman Cain hurt his bid for the presidency?
(47:10) Herman's ever-evolving stance ... is comical.


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Kim K did NOT truly love Kris H otherwise she wouldn't have given up so soon! Apparently she agonized over it, but think that was just to figure out what was a "smartest" financial decision. Do us all a favor Kim and go away. And no, we're not jealous, just laughing at you for making a complete fool of yourself! You don't deserve anyone!

1063 days ago


Blackout all things Lindsay Lohan. That c*nt. Seriously. This is obscene. Any non-celebrity would have had their lives destroyed with the first DUI.

1063 days ago


Hey Harvey, it's not the judge's responsibility to set up a schedule of steps to accomodate Ms. Lohan. If Lohan's too irresponsible to follow court orders, then she needs to be punished. Period. This waste of court time, including having to come up with a schedule for Ms. Lohan (who apparently can't be bothered with doing what she's required to do) is ridiculous...

1063 days ago


If you FN give her the keys to the yellow brick road again she`ll just tage the tinman and get toes

1063 days ago



1063 days ago


I love that what I learned most from the Lindsay Lohan situation is that, if you ever want to commit a crime, just go to California...they have no punishment. Also, why as a repeat repeat repeat offender is she still eligible to early release for good behavior??

1063 days ago

who dat    

You guys at TMZ just don't understand. Lindsay is getting exactly what she wants. Get dressed up and does her "red carpet" walk once per month at the courthouse. Everyone yells her name, takes her picture and talks about her on the news. The judge waggs her finger at her, then doesn't impose shi*. Then Linsay goes home ecstatic and masturbates.

1063 days ago


She's laughing her ass off right about now strung-out on cocaine and highballs.

1063 days ago


Jail is not the same for her since she is separated from everyone else. Aren't those cells open right now?

1063 days ago


Lindsay does not know how to follow rules and will mess up again and again!!Kim K. is a user and Karma will bite her in her ample ass!!

1063 days ago


lohan is making your country a laughing stock, i'm from the UK. Is anything in LA real because your jail's don't seem to be!......................

1063 days ago

cassie hughes    


Kris Jenner did the morning talk show rounds and stated that the media made up the story about Kim's engagement ring costing 2 million. Didn't the Kardashian's do a skit on their show where the security truck delivers the ring to the Dash store for Khloe to sign and Khloe called Kris saying a package arrived for 2 mill. The show continued on about the ring being worth 2 mill and they were going to insure it for that. So how can she now say the media created this story not her own reality show?

1063 days ago


Following Herman Cain Story awhile
Herman Cain is "Done Son"
Here is my research that concludes and fully demonstrates
Herman Cain is An Idiot.

1063 days ago

Kevin Parnell    

With all this talk about overcrowding every time we hear of a case in L.A., why don't they expand the jails or build new ones?

1063 days ago


she's a star , eccentric, hard working , self-made, no rich parents, working since the age of 9 : now the polanski guy is a real criminal and he was set free by the system? and what Lindsay did again? let her alone, media in particular and stop pumping people up for blood (teen's blood for teens): this is ridiculous

1063 days ago
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