Kevin Federline -- Secret Plan to Fat... ten His Wallet?

all the more to luv! Keep eating those whoopers baby boy!!!

Maybe he can get work as a Chaz Bono body double

Nasty just went to a whole new level.

Kevin's a good guy...he's always there for his kids, which is more than a LOT of men can say. A real man supports his kids. Good luck getting the weight off, Kevin!

Hey K-Fed why don't you put a shirt on!

I think K Fed's problem isn't food - it's purpose. He used to be a backup dancer, but where was that headed? Then he met Britney, but where was that headed? Now it seems he's with a nice young woman...but where is HE headed? He's older now. He's livin off Brit's $ which I'm not hatin on AT ALL...but he doesn't have direction. And when you don't have a purpose and direction, you eat/abuse drugs/alcohol, etc. No diet can help you figure that out.

If he is angling for anything it's probably Celebrity Fit Club...is that still on???

Man up! Take the paternity test. Get it over with. A little q tip to the inside of the cheek. This would be termed a Romeo Juliet relationship because she is only 2-1/2 years older...less than 3 years...and he was the one in power, not her...if it turns out that's a Bieber baby.

whale, that's unfortunate.

Let me guess... he's already blown through the $10 Million he got when he divorced sh*tney by spending it on dope, his "entourage" and hookers. What a fat f*ck loser...

Running....not what it's "cracked" up to be!

He must be so depressed. He gets so much money from Brittany,he obviously doesn't have any self discipline. Doesn't he know success is the best revenge, he is not showing his kids how to eat healthy and take care your body. He should go on dancing with the stars.

He went looking for a sugar mama; found her, became a father to get some security, and then let himself go!

It's all about self-control-either you got it or you don't. I've been married 10 years and weigh the same as when I got married. You can't fill an emotional void with food, Kevin.

TELL ME I'M WRONG! Isn't he the father of Britney Spears' children???