Roseanne Barr's ex-husband is demanding $75,000 for attorneys' fees, and another $100,000 for dragging him through a child custody battle -- and he claims that's a tiny fraction of her $42 MILLION fortune.

Ben Thomas filed legal docs today demanding that massive amount of money ... in the wake of their extended custody battle over their teenage son, Buck. The exes reached a settlement back in August -- but Thomas claims Roseanne's efforts to strip him of custody were only motivated by revenge ... hence the demand for $100K.

In the document, Thomas points out the $100,000 is a mere .002% of Roseanne's net worth of $42 million.

By the way, Thomas claims he earns $7,305 monthly ... compared to Roseanne's $211,667 per month.

From OG mustache kings like Tom Selleck & Burt Reynolds to wannabe scruffy hipsters like James Franco, the '70s porn stache craze has taken over Hollywood. Check out to see who looks good with facial bush and who should get an upper lip Brazilian.

The black carpet premiere of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1" just wrapped, and we have all the photos of the red carpet.

Stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner got the crowds screaming. Plus, Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to have developed some major curves overnight!

The movie opens this Friday -- will YOU be there?

Kim Zolciak spent a staggering $58,000 on her wedding dress -- and now we're getting our first shot of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star wearing it!

The reality star posted the first pic from her wedding day with new hubby Kroy Biermann on her Twitter, with the message "Our wedding photo!!!!! The best day of my life!!!!"

The gown was actually from a website called PreownedWeddingDresses.com, where people can buy used dresses.

Kim's Baracci stunner was covered in Swarovski crystals, pearl beads and platinum coated thread.

What do you think of the gown, keeping in mind she planned the whole wedding in just a month?

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas!

Snooki got a permanent memento of her Sin City trip over the weekend, in the form of fresh ink!

A few months ago, we showed you Snooki's heart and crown arm tattoo. On Saturday, the "Jersey Shore" star made it even bigger. "I added to my crown! Shooting zebra and leopard stars," she tweeted on Saturday.

Snooki capped off her trip with an early 24th birthday celebration at LAX nightclub. She wore a sexy sleeveless mini to show her svelte new figure and body art.

You may have to grab your glasses and pay extra special attention. These tricky photos aren't quite what they seem!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photo!**

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

With the NBA lockout still going strong, there is one group of people who don't really seem to be affected by it ... the NBA PLAYERS!