Chaz Bono & Richard Simmons -- Who'd You Rather?

Why isn't there a: "Kill it with fire!" option?

Chaz has no wiener, so technically it is not a dude...it can say it is a dude all it wants but in my books dudes have *****. So Richard wins by default.

The thought of doing either nauseates me.

Some day you'll actually read your readers posts and add the "Neither" option.

Is this a sick twisted joke? Slow news day TMZ? I'd ratber throw acid on my crotch and never have sex again.

Richard Simmons wears nude pantyhose and Dolphin shorts...and scrunch socks. And Im pretty sure he back combs his hair. Gun to head: Id go with the one who (probably) wears actual mens underwear.

I'd choose Option 3: Just hit me in the face with a shovel.

YIKES !!! If it was a matter of life or death ..i dunno if i would laugh or panic. Thanx TMZ. For breaking boredom ( ;

Would Propofol be involved and free drugs and money after? NO, NO, NO, thats crazy talk! Forget it!

For Richard Simmons being such a fitness grue...he looks terrible! He looks like he is dying from aids!

How can you put these two in the same category?...Richard Simmons isn't gay

Where is the "neither" option? They're both freaks.....

WHY IS "HELL TO THE NAAAAWWWW..." NEVER AN OPTION??? ...CAUSE IN THIS PATHETIC CASE THE 4TH OPTION AFTER THE LATTER SHOULD BE "WORLD'S MOST SKILLED FOTOSHOP JOB REQUIRED ASAP". TRUTH!!!

Chaz has my backing vote. Richard stares at people with "hungry eyes"
And I love that this page has the sponsored link w/ photo o*****iant cat bed.

Bono has a vagina and Simmons has a penis so they could do each other. TMZ deletes these types of posts cause they want you to falsely believe Bono is a man.